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writ of attachmented adj. Drunk on the strength of which the morning-after drink remains physically attached to the hand. writ of executioned adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying out yesterday's decisions without any surviving authority to amend them. writ of habeas corpused adj. Drunk by the third round, and asking the morning bed to produce the body presently missing from it. writ of inquiried adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring the morning to assess damages not readily ascertainable by calculation. writ of mandamused adj. Still drunk, and compelling the kettle to perform its purely ministerial duty correctly. writ of privileged adj. Too drunk to leave custody of the bed without first obtaining a formal release from the duvet. Rahcel was writ of privileged, unable to secure release from the duvet before noon. writ of prohibitioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to stay all further proceedings in the kitchen until the headache has been heard. writ of righted adj. Having drunk enough to reclaim the rightful ownership of the bed, despite having left it voluntarily. writ of summonsed adj. Having drunk more than the morning can reasonably summon, including the owner of the missing shoe. writ-roomed adj. You have drunk enough to shelve the morning's written records in a room where no such room exists. writabilitied (/ˌɹaɪtəˈbɪlɪtid/) adj. You are drunk and regarding every surface the morning after as suitable for a permanent record. write blockered adj. Drunk, with the result that nothing gets altered, despite repeated attempts to improve the situation. write headed adj. Drunk to a degree that converts every passing impulse into a permanent announcement. write-ahead logged adj. Drunk on the strength of a plan recorded in detail before any part of it occurs. write-ahead logginged adj. Drunk since last orders, and preserving every proposed amendment before applying any of them. write-backed adj. You are drunk and returning every borrowed opinion to permanent storage as though it were your own.