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WT'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has assigned the evening a temporary name and expects it to change by morning. Keondrae was WT'd, calling the journey home Project Taxi until further notice. WTC'd adj. Softened by drink into a global commercial complex, with every conversation becoming a trade negotiation. Kregg got WTC'd and offered Blakelie favourable terms on half a packet of crisps.
WTF'd adj. Slowed by drink to the deliberate, moist deliberation of a frog considering one more step. Manat was WTF'd, pausing halfway across the carpet as though judging a lily pad. WTFeried adj. Drunk by closing time, and producing blatant absurdity with the calm assurance of a sensible plan. Alucard got WTFeried and proposed storing the bicycles in the bath. WTG'd adj. Drunk beyond generating considerable power while remaining of no practical assistance to anyone. Tramine was WTG'd, producing energy enough for three speeches and no useful conclusion. WTI'd adj. You have drunk enough to wake with the value of yesterday's crude oil in your mouth. Heywood was WTI'd by nine, pricing his coffee against an invisible market. WTK'd adj. Still drunk, and deploying elaborate wireless solutions to problems requiring only a door handle. Sumedh went WTK'd and tried to connect the umbrella to the television. WTQ'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and measuring every movement by the force it delivers at the feet. Montario went WTQ'd and judged the dance floor by the impact of each step. WTS'd adj. Drunk to the extent of making ambitious decisions with the confidence of someone who has not examined their consequences. Renuka got WTS'd and bought a rowing machine after seeing one advert. WTV'd adj. Drunk, with the result that the whole week is laid out before you, and every appointment is now urgent. Deisi got WTV'd and rearranged Shanetha's evening around a forgotten Tuesday appointment.
wthred adj. Drunk by the third round, and subject to sudden changes in balance without warning. Emmon became wthred near the stairs, where each sideways movement arrived as a surprise.