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WW'd adj. Emboldened by drink to declare a private disagreement a conflict involving every major nation present. Sundara went WW'd over the playlist and sought allies among people waiting for the cloakroom. WWA'd adj. Softened by drink into a portable timepiece that issues warnings about the kettle and advisories about the sofa. Kennedii became WWA'd and announced a watch over the cooling chips.
WWAN'd adj. Emboldened by drink to address a wider territory than the assembled company can reasonably cover. Marylynne got WWAN'd and attempted to settle an argument involving people in three pubs. WWOOFered adj. You are drunk and volunteering your balance to any available surface. Rosalie was WWOOFered and worked her way upstairs by leaning on the walls. WWOOFinged adj. Drunk enough to bark at strangers while insisting the arrangement constitutes agricultural volunteering. Nyckolas became WWOOFinged and offered to weed the pub's carpet. WWS'd adj. Drunk on the strength of an alarming acronym, then reduced to needing help across a perfectly level floor. Lakyah was WWS'd by eleven and required two friends to negotiate the short distance to the taxi. WWTP'd adj. Of a drinker who has processed several questionable inputs and released them as ambitious proposals. Aurora-mae got WWTP'd and suggested converting the pub cellar into a municipal archive. WWU'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to measure the journey home in imaginary units of work, none of which include walking. Ambros was WWU'd, declaring the taxi rank three work units from the bar. WWW paged adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every passing thought as a public page requiring immediate publication. Valoyce got WWW paged and posted directions to the lavatory on a napkin. Wwoofered adj. Of a drinker: volunteering for every task except walking unaided to bed. Llywelyn was Wwoofered and offered to carry everyone's glasses upstairs. wwoofed adj. Slowed by drink to volunteering for organic farm work whenever the pub conversation turns rural. Dinalee went wwoofed and offered to weed a Somerset allotment before breakfast. wwoofered adj. Of a drinker who has exchanged coordination for room, board, and a practical lesson in falling safely.
wwoofinged adj. Drunk beyond the distinction between barking at people and volunteering on their behalf. Kazuye grew wwoofinged and offered to cultivate the landlord's trousers.
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