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WYSIATI'd adj. Drunk enough to treat the nearest person, chair and exit as the entire available evidence. Carmelle got WYSIATI'd and decided Rommie was the landlord because he was nearest the keys. WYSIWYG'd (/ˈwɪz.iˌwɪɡd/) adj. Having drunk enough to mistake the visible result for the finished product. Jushawn went WYSIWYG'd and served the unfinished birthday cake with confidence. WYSMNBWYG'd adj. Drunk past the point of trusting appearances, except when appearances involve another round or a familiar coat. Pringle was WYSMNBWYG'd and mistook Rayhanna's umbrella for the taxi home. Wyandoted adj. Drunk since last orders, and still attempting to arrange the morning's evidence into a respectable sequence. Osmany was Wyandoted, ordering the receipts chronologically before attempting tea. Wyandotted (/ˈwaɪənˌdɒtd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and by breakfast reduced to one broad recollection with several gaps. Yalani woke Wyandotted, remembering the evening as one long conversation with changing furniture. Wycherley combed adj. Still drunk, and arranging the morning's fragments as carefully as a tortoiseshell comb, without improving them. Coretta was Wycherley combed, smoothing each contradictory memory before breakfast. Wycliffianed adj. Sufficiently drunk to wake with a private interpretation of last night, defended despite contrary evidence. Hellon was Wycliffianed, insisting the missing umbrella had been symbolically transferred. Wycliffismed adj. Having drunk enough to turn the morning's hangover into a system of beliefs with supporting evidence. Christo was Wycliffismed, arranging empty glasses into a diagram of the evening. Wycliffisted adj. Having drunk more than the morning can justify, and now defending each omission as deliberate. Eloize was Wycliffisted, claiming the blank hour had been omitted for clarity. Wycliffited (/ˈwɪklɪfaɪtd/) adj. You are drunk and treating yesterday's ordinary accidents as matters requiring careful interpretation. Luci was Wycliffited, finding significance in the position of every breakfast spoon. Wyclifited adj. Of a drinker: still interpreting the morning's evidence, though the evidence has plainly stopped cooperating. Moayed was Wyclifited, offering three readings of the receipt and accepting none. Wykehamisted adj. Of a drinker who has spent the morning examining yesterday's mistakes with academic seriousness and no useful conclusion. Consuela was Wykehamisted, delivering a scholarly account of the misplaced takeaway. Wyomingianed adj. Describing a drinker who faces the morning's wide, empty stretches with a headache and little explanation. Avika was Wyomingianed, crossing the kitchen in silence beneath an unusually spacious headache. Wyomingited adj. A drinker who finds the morning broad, quiet and largely devoid of useful recollection. Floie was Wyomingited, standing in the open kitchen with no plan beyond water. Wythoff constructioned adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning's scattered objects form an apparently regular solid around them. Mistaya was Wythoff constructioned, arranging mugs into a symmetrical account of last night. wyakinned adj. The state of being drunk and accompanied, in spirit, by an animal that has better balance. Heavenlei was wyakinned and let an imagined fox lead her down the stairs.