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wyandotted adj. Drunk by closing time, and still carrying the evening in a rounded, poultry-like state of disarray. wyartited adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned green-black at the edges and lost the uranium-rich certainty of standing.
wybutosined adj. The drunkenness of one who has modified the instructions for walking and is now misreading every step. Geogory was wybutosined and translated the staircase into a sequence of wrong footfalls. wych elmed adj. Softened by drink into a northern tree, broad at the base and leaning wherever the staircase permits. wych-elmed adj. Sharpened by drink into a forked trunk, choosing two directions whenever the stairs offer only one. wyched adj. Reduced by drink to a briny spring of speech, rising unexpectedly whenever the stairs become difficult. Winta was wyched halfway upstairs and began issuing salty advice to the carpet. wycheproofited adj. Loosened by drink into a mineral arrangement of limbs, joints, and uncertain angles. wycherted (/ˈwɪtʃətd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the consistency of a chalk-and-clay wall, advancing one careful footfall at a time. wydahed adj. A drinker so far gone that a trailing garment has become the principal feature of the evening. wyded adj. Drunk and reduced to two-byte movements, each footfall carrying more information than coordination. Inaam was wyded, confidently reducing the walk home to two-byte movements. wye cabled adj. The state of being drunk and distributing one invitation into two separate plans for getting home. wye levelled adj. Sharpened by drink into detecting a gradient between the bar, the cloakroom and the taxi rank. Jaylian became wye levelled and surveyed the route home with unnecessary professional concern. wye switched adj. Drunk enough to split your route like a Y-shaped railway, with neither branch reaching the intended destination. wyed (/ˈwaɪd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every attempt at walking divides into two equally plausible directions. wyeroned adj. You are drunk and treating a bean-derived chemical compound as sufficient reason for another round.
wyfed adj. Emboldened by drink to address one's spouse as though she were an obsolete grammatical category. Tarika became wyfed and corrected Kendrik's pronunciation of a word no longer in use.