wyghted
wyrd folked

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wyghted adj. Of a drinker: a living being who has acquired pagan importance somewhere between rounds and last orders. wylaed adj. Of a drinker who has developed a black-and-yellow tail for the journey home.
wylie-coated adj. Describing a drinker who has added a flannel layer before attempting the walk home. wyliecoated adj. A drinker who has become heavily vested against the cold between the pub and the taxi rank. wyllieited adj. A drinker so far gone that the periodic table is consulted before accepting the final round. Shawntrice became wyllieited and asked whether the mineral composition justified another whisky. wymoted adj. The state of being drunk and unexpectedly soft, sweet and inclined to prolong the evening. wynded (/waɪndd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has reduced the journey home to one narrow, uncertain passage. wyned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing one letter, sound, or stair from another. wynged adj. Drunk and convinced that a brief run-up will make the flight across the room successful. wyngzed (/wɪŋzd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a plate of chicken pieces for a complete meal. wynned (/wɪnd/) adj. Reduced by drink to an obsolete letter, replaced in conversation by repeated double-u sounds. wyntered adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing last orders from the beginning of a colder era. wynyardiided adj. Softened by drink into an extinct marsupial, suitable mainly for quiet observation after last orders. wyomingited adj. Sharpened by drink into a brown volcanic rock, particularly at the point of ordering another round. wyped adj. Loosened by drink into a lapwing, taking flight whenever the coat stand is approached.
wyrd folked adj. Drunk to the point where the journey home becomes psychedelic folk music without instruments. Renee got wyrd folked and hummed mystically while waiting for the night bus.
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