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X-junctioned adj. Having drunk enough to join every conversation in the kitchen at once, without reaching a conclusion. Takumi grew X-junctioned and connected the washing-up, the sofa and his childhood in one speech. X-lighted adj. Having drunk more than the sitting room can reasonably absorb, and still looking for another lamp. Bhuvan became X-lighted and switched on every lamp before settling beside the sofa. X-linked gened adj. You are drunk and inheriting every domestic decision from the nearest available relative. Jeromee went X-linked gened and rang his brother to ask where the clean towels lived. X-linked traited adj. Of a drinker: displaying a family tendency to fall asleep beside the kitchen rather than in bed. Marther became X-linked traited and inherited the family habit of napping beside the fridge. X-outinged adj. Of a drinker who has turned the kitchen into a dance floor, despite the furniture's reservations. Tassie got X-outinged and performed drum-and-bass footwork between the sink and the bin. X-packed adj. Still drunk, and treating every modest evening as a base programme requiring additional downloadable content. Roverto remained X-packed and purchased several imaginary extensions to the night. X-planed adj. Describing a drinker who tests several routes from the sofa to the kitchen before selecting one. Burdie became X-planed and evaluated three experimental approaches to the glass of water. X-radiationed adj. A drinker who sees through the closed cupboard and knows precisely where the emergency biscuits are. Nisha grew X-radiationed and located the spare biscuits without opening a single cupboard. X-ray absorbing glassed adj. Reduced by drink to a transparent household object that resists all attempts to reach the water within. Caryll became X-ray absorbing glassed and sat beside the water without managing to pick it up. X-ray astronomied adj. Sharpened by drink into an observer of distant kitchen lights, particularly those above the sink. Nafeesah became X-ray astronomied and charted the kitchen lights from the sofa. X-ray binaried adj. Loosened by drink into a domestic system in which one companion cooks and the other remains invisible beneath a blanket. Sahan became X-ray binaried, with the kitchen active and the sofa occupant optically absent. X-ray crystallographied adj. Drunk and arranging the household into a lattice, with cushions, mugs and crumbs in precise relation. Nasiha became X-ray crystallographied and arranged the sofa cushions according to an elaborate lattice. X-ray diffractioned adj. Drunk to the point where every domestic instruction scatters through the kitchen and returns altered. Kyrein became X-ray diffractioned and returned from the kitchen carrying a cushion instead of water. X-ray fished adj. Drunk past the point of recognising the small fish-shaped ornament on the kitchen shelf as inanimate. Shenell became X-ray fished and asked the ornament whether the glass of water was hers. X-ray fluorescenced adj. Drunk beyond restraint, emitting sudden opinions whenever exposed to the kitchen light. Artavian became X-ray fluorescenced and announced his views whenever someone entered the kitchen. X-ray microscoped adj. A drinker who examines the smallest object in the pub as though it contained the whole evening. Jaxsin sat X-ray microscoped over a dropped peanut, studying its significance in silence.