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X-ray photographed adj. A drinker so far gone that every private detail has become publicly visible. Baille was X-ray photographed, explaining his finances to the barman and two strangers. X-ray radiationed adj. The state of being drunk and faintly penetrating, with no conversation left at surface level. Dajavette grew X-ray radiationed and asked the landlord about matters beneath the wallpaper. X-ray specsed adj. The drunkenness of one who sees through the partition between a sensible round and another. Raffi became X-ray specsed and detected a fresh round behind every refusal. X-ray spectaclesed adj. Reduced by drink to seeing through walls, excuses and the back of the bar. Daxtyn was X-ray spectaclesed and accused the kitchen door of concealing a second pub. X-ray spectrometered adj. Softened by drink into analysing the bar's chemical composition one sip at a time. Sharif went X-ray spectrometered and identified the evening by traces of lager and vinegar. X-ray spectroscopied adj. Sharpened by drink into assigning every sip its own spectral line and social consequence. Anirudh got X-ray spectroscopied and classified each round by its effect on the conversation. X-ray telescoped adj. Loosened by drink into detecting distant signals, particularly from the barmaid's till. Noren became X-ray telescoped and heard the last-orders bell from an improbable distance. X-ray tetraed adj. Emboldened by drink to become transparent in manner, while remaining unexpectedly nimble. Roshaun was X-ray tetraed and darted between stools with his intentions plainly visible. X-ray therapied adj. Slowed by drink to a controlled, carefully administered crawl towards the taxi rank. Jamariea became X-ray therapied and approached the door in measured doses. X-ray tubed adj. Drunk and directing all available energy towards one fixed target, usually the exit. Teneha got X-ray tubed and channelled the evening into reaching the coat stand. X-ray visioned adj. Drunk to the point where every opaque excuse appears briefly transparent. J-jay was X-ray visioned and saw straight through the claim that the round had been paid. X-rayed (/ˈɛks ɹeɪd/) adj. The state of being drunk and revealing, without prompting, the entire contents of your kitchen cupboards. Latece became X-rayed and listed every tin in the cupboard to an increasingly distant audience. X-ringed adj. Drunk past the point of aiming for the bullseye, but still claiming the tie-breaker. Francile got X-ringed and spent ten minutes drawing imaginary targets on beer mats. X-risked adj. Drunk enough to regard an ordinary missed train as an existential risk requiring a committee. Lefa became X-risked and drafted contingency plans for the disappearance of the last bus. X-stooled adj. Drunk beyond the useful properties of furniture, folded neatly beside the bar. Zachai went X-stooled and collapsed beside the pub table with admirable structural simplicity. X-stretchered adj. Drunk in a way that makes every chair seem to require an extra supporting joint. Equasia got X-stretchered and braced herself between two stools for the walk home.