x-risked
x-worded

X- - Page 5

x-risked adj. Drunk in a way that makes the continued existence of the evening seem conditional. x-sectioned adj. You are drunk and viewing the buffet as a diagram through which the sausage runs.
x-systemed adj. Drunk past the point of accents, rendering every difficult letter with an x and calling the result convenient. x-winged adj. Drunk in a way that gives each arm an independent flight path, joined only by administrative necessity. x-worded adj. Drunk, with the result that every disagreement is assigned the same censorious word, whether relevant or not.
#ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
XX'X-X1XaXbXcXdXfXiXlXmXnXoXpXrXsXtXuXvXxXyXeXhXgXw