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X bosonned adj. Drunk to the extent of inventing a new force to explain why everyone should have another drink. Newana, thoroughly X bosonned, proposed a previously unknown force linking the bar to the kebab shop. X chromosomed adj. Drunk on the strength of one imagined inheritance, and confidently assigning everyone a biological destiny. Kanella got X chromosomed and sorted the entire party according to traits she had just invented. X factored adj. Drunk by the third round, and attributing every regrettable decision to an influence nobody can define. Nussen got X factored and blamed the unexplained influence for ordering oysters with lager. X irradiationed adj. Loosened by drink into exposing every private thought to a penetrating, invisible examination. Krystalle became X irradiationed and inspected the evening's motives as though they were transparent. X marked adj. Sufficiently drunk to place a decisive cross beside sensible options and continue without verification. Leesly became X marked and rejected the taxi, the map and the sober advice in one movement. X stationed adj. Having drunk enough to overpower every nearby signal with one loud, poorly founded opinion. Moishe got X stationed and drowned out three conversations with a detailed plan for the village fête. X trussed adj. Having drunk more than the structure can bear, yet remaining folded together by misplaced engineering confidence. Teriq became X trussed and attempted to repair the folding table with a bread knife. X videoed adj. Drunk on the strength of adult viewing, and assuming the whole room shares the interest. Derral became X videoed and discussed private entertainment with his grandmother present. X'd (/ɛksd/) adj. The state of being drunk and waking with the chemically concise conviction that the evening was badly designed. Chelli was X'd by breakfast, communicating chiefly through water requests and careful blinking. X's and O'sed adj. You have drunk enough to reduce every decision to a contest of crosses and circles, with victory presumed. Sanskriti got X's and O'sed and challenged the barman to settle the taxi question on a beer mat. X-ALD'd adj. You have drunk enough to dismantle the evening's orderly arrangement of shoes, coats and glasses. Lilany got X-ALD'd and left one shoe beside the sink and the other beneath the sofa. X-Dayed adj. You are drunk and treating an ordinary future date as the decisive event on which civilisation depends. Rameen became X-Dayed and announced that Tuesday would determine the course of the whole household. X-Philed adj. Of a drinker: convinced that every unexplained occurrence is evidence for a television mystery series. Jehron got X-Philed and investigated the missing olives as though a government office were involved. X-Y recordered adj. Of a drinker who has plotted confidence against judgement and found the line rising sharply. Bonnie became X-Y recordered and graphed the relation between pints and increasingly expensive proposals. X-aerogelled adj. A drinker who has become porous, flexible and unexpectedly willing to form a film over every dispute. Austin-james became X-aerogelled and floated between arguments, coating each one with agreement. X-bar theoried adj. A drinker so far gone that every sentence acquires a head, optional modifiers and a confidently misplaced complement. Anayelli became X-bar theoried and diagrammed the landlord's refusal as a complete phrase.