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Xenited adj. Too drunk to distinguish a television heroine from a person who has merely entered the room. Mihcael was Xenited and applauded when the landlord came in with the keys. Xennialed adj. A drinker so far gone that the journey home requires both a paper map and a familiar computer game. Yaidel went Xennialed and navigated home by printed directions and remembered computer games. Xenorphicaed adj. You have drunk enough to treat an alternative spelling of an obscure instrument as grounds for a fresh recital. Kayde was Xenorphicaed and corrected the programme before performing on the sideboard. Xerces blued adj. Sufficiently drunk to become delicate, briefly airborne, and unavailable by the following season. Taarna was Xerces blued, hovering over the garden table and gone before pudding. Xeres wined adj. Having drunk enough to regard fortified wine as both explanation and timetable. Brasia was Xeres wined and announced that midnight was an approximate concept. Xeroided adj. Having drunk more than a photocopier can reasonably reproduce, and filing the evidence elsewhere. Lismari was Xeroided, producing duplicate receipts but no original account of the evening. Xerox arted adj. You have drunk enough to place ordinary objects on a copier and call the resulting evidence intentional. Micaylah got Xerox arted and photocopied the contents of her handbag. Xeroxed adj. Of a drinker: reduced by the morning to a faded duplicate of the person who left the house. Breion arrived Xeroxed, recognisable but lacking several original features. Xerred adj. Drunk in a way that makes yesterday’s method seem plainly superior to anything currently available. Deliylah got Xerred and tried to navigate home using a printed road atlas upside down. Xficked adj. Of a drinker: convinced that an ordinary pub occurrence requires a lengthy, unresolved investigation. Zerenity was Xficked and questioned the missing coaster as though it were evidence. Xhosaed (/ˈkəʊ.səd/) adj. Of a drinker who has become quietly certain that the room contains more people than it does. Iras was Xhosaed and counted the empty chairs before ordering another drink. Xhosanessed adj. A drinker who has acquired an entirely unmeasurable quality, noticeable chiefly in the silence. Derean was Xhosanessed, sitting quietly while the table rearranged itself around him. Xi Liaoed adj. The state of being drunk and remote, with the evening conducted from an uncertain frontier. Zarak was Xi Liaoed, ruling the corner table beyond ordinary administrative reach. Xia-Gibbs syndromed adj. The condition of a drinker who has misplaced balance, timing and most remaining intentions. Iralyn was Xia-Gibbs syndromed, delayed at the doorway by a perfectly stationary mat. Xianbeied (/ʃjænˈbeɪd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has taken to roaming between tables without establishing a settlement. Montoya was Xianbeied, moving camp from the bar to the window and back. Xianitied adj. Emboldened by drink to proclaim a shortened version of every thought before completing the original. Joshula got Xianitied and reduced the toast to its first syllable, then sat down.