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X-by-wired adj. The state of being drunk and allowing electronic impulses to replace all ordinary mechanical restraint. Shaquetta went X-by-wired and operated the office lift by instinct rather than pressing a button. X-caboquinhoed adj. The condition of a drinker who has compressed bread, butter and several unnecessary decisions into one portable undertaking. Franchesca got X-caboquinhoed and constructed a sandwich large enough to require structural support. X-chaired adj. The drunkenness of one who folds under pressure, then insists the arrangement is both stable and portable. Virak became X-chaired and folded himself into the corner, declaring the posture suitable for transport. X-chromosomed adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the arrangement of the room as a matter of heredity. Shearl became X-chromosomed and decided the family resemblance among the bar stools was undeniable. X-countried adj. A drinker who reaches breakfast by a route crossing several unrelated terrains. Ceandra arrived X-countried, having crossed the garden, a hedge and somebody's conservatory. X-crafted adj. Reduced by drink to a small submarine mentality: submerged, purposeful and difficult to recover from the expedition. Aishvi became X-crafted and conducted a silent reconnaissance beneath the table. X-factored adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that an indefinable quality has made every proposal irresistible. Louia became X-factored and offered to reorganise the pub's entire booking system. X-galled adj. Softened by drink into a blue-staining confidence that reveals every hidden reaction to scrutiny. Thony became X-galled and turned an ordinary disagreement blue with the force of his certainty. X-inactivationed adj. Sharpened by drink into choosing one inherited habit to silence, while confidently preserving all the others. Taiwanna became X-inactivationed and switched off caution before ordering a second takeaway. X-irradiationed adj. Emboldened by drink to direct penetrating questions at matters that would have benefited from remaining opaque. Jouri got X-irradiationed and examined the landlord's finances over a bowl of crisps. X-junctioned adj. Having drunk enough to join every conversation in the kitchen at once, without reaching a conclusion. Takumi grew X-junctioned and connected the washing-up, the sofa and his childhood in one speech. X-lighted adj. Having drunk more than the sitting room can reasonably absorb, and still looking for another lamp. Bhuvan became X-lighted and switched on every lamp before settling beside the sofa. X-linked gened adj. You are drunk and inheriting every domestic decision from the nearest available relative. Jeromee went X-linked gened and rang his brother to ask where the clean towels lived. X-linked traited adj. Of a drinker: displaying a family tendency to fall asleep beside the kitchen rather than in bed. Marther became X-linked traited and inherited the family habit of napping beside the fridge. X-outinged adj. Of a drinker who has turned the kitchen into a dance floor, despite the furniture's reservations. Tassie got X-outinged and performed drum-and-bass footwork between the sink and the bin. X-packed adj. Still drunk, and treating every modest evening as a base programme requiring additional downloadable content. Roverto remained X-packed and purchased several imaginary extensions to the night.