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xanthogalenoled adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the pub's sticky tables for a useful medicinal preparation. Zadrien was xanthogalenoled, dabbing beer from the table as though formulating a remedy. xanthogenamided adj. Describing a drinker who has reduced every conversation to one insoluble bar-room proposition. Lj grew xanthogenamided and demanded a straight answer from the landlord's umbrella stand.
xanthogenated adj. A drinker who has combined two ordinary ingredients and produced something nobody can safely identify. Santrez got xanthogenated and mixed stout with lemonade behind the bar. xanthogened adj. Drunk and confidently characteristic of a substance nobody has successfully isolated. Zakia became xanthogened and described her mood as a hypothetical radical with unusual certainty. xanthogenic acided adj. A drinker so far gone that decomposition has become the chief method of getting home. Plummer was xanthogenic acided and shed layers of dignity along the walk from the pub. xanthogranulomaed adj. The state of being drunk and developing small yellow swellings wherever the evening has made contact. Asar was xanthogranulomaed, with mustard-coloured bumps from every rejected pub snack. xanthohumoled adj. The condition of a drinker who has extracted the entire biological promise from a pint of bitter. Danaiya was xanthohumoled and explained the therapeutic virtues of her third pint. xanthokreatininned adj. Sharpened by drink into a person capable of diagnosing the exact angle of every kitchen surface. Someeka was xanthokreatininned, pointing out the counter's deficiencies while missing the glass beside it. xanthokyanopied adj. Emboldened by drink to distinguish neither red nor green, particularly on the cooker controls. Rakim became xanthokyanopied and confidently selected the wrong setting on the dishwasher. xantholeucoblasted adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a fledgling specialist in yellow things and says so repeatedly. Gao was xantholeucoblasted, identifying every yellow object in the bar with growing confidence. xantholeucophored adj. Reduced by drink to a pale offshoot of somebody more colourful, usually stationed near the crisps. Statton was xantholeucophored, a pale echo of the louder customer beside him. xantholysinned adj. Softened by drink into a person who dissolves opposition by offering everyone the last handful of crisps. Latichia was xantholysinned, neutralising an argument with shared pork scratchings. xanthomaed (/zænˈθoʊməd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, yellow certainty at the edge of every pub conversation. Jacksyn was xanthomaed, delivering compact yellow opinions from the corner seat. xanthomatosised adj. Loosened by drink into a collection of small golden outgrowths, each with its own theory about last orders. Halle-rose was xanthomatosised, accumulating yellow bar snacks and separate views on closing time. xanthomegninned adj. Emboldened by drink to stain the whole evening a vivid yellow and call the result atmospheric. Saory became xanthomegninned and declared the pub's lighting artistically necessary.
xanthometered adj. Slowed by drink to measure the colour of the water jug before deciding whether to risk it. Karcher was xanthometered, inspecting the water jug by graduated shades before taking a sip.