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X-planed
X-ray spectroscopied
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X-planed
adj.
Describing a drinker who tests several routes from the sofa to the kitchen before selecting one.
Burdie became
X-planed
and evaluated three experimental approaches to the glass of water.
X-radiationed
adj.
A drinker who sees through the closed cupboard and knows precisely where the emergency biscuits are.
Nisha grew
X-radiationed
and located the spare biscuits without opening a single cupboard.
X-ray absorbing glassed
adj.
Reduced by drink to a transparent household object that resists all attempts to reach the water within.
Caryll became
X-ray absorbing glassed
and sat beside the water without managing to pick it up.
X-ray astronomied
adj.
Sharpened by drink into an observer of distant kitchen lights, particularly those above the sink.
Nafeesah became
X-ray astronomied
and charted the kitchen lights from the sofa.
X-ray binaried
adj.
Loosened by drink into a domestic system in which one companion cooks and the other remains invisible beneath a blanket.
Sahan became
X-ray binaried
, with the kitchen active and the sofa occupant optically absent.
X-ray crystallographied
adj.
Drunk and arranging the household into a lattice, with cushions, mugs and crumbs in precise relation.
Nasiha became
X-ray crystallographied
and arranged the sofa cushions according to an elaborate lattice.
X-ray diffractioned
adj.
Drunk to the point where every domestic instruction scatters through the kitchen and returns altered.
Kyrein became
X-ray diffractioned
and returned from the kitchen carrying a cushion instead of water.
X-ray fished
adj.
Drunk past the point of recognising the small fish-shaped ornament on the kitchen shelf as inanimate.
Shenell became
X-ray fished
and asked the ornament whether the glass of water was hers.
X-ray fluorescenced
adj.
Drunk beyond restraint, emitting sudden opinions whenever exposed to the kitchen light.
Artavian became
X-ray fluorescenced
and announced his views whenever someone entered the kitchen.
X-ray microscoped
adj.
A drinker who examines the smallest object in the pub as though it contained the whole evening.
Jaxsin sat
X-ray microscoped
over a dropped peanut, studying its significance in silence.
X-ray photographed
adj.
A drinker so far gone that every private detail has become publicly visible.
Baille was
X-ray photographed
, explaining his finances to the barman and two strangers.
X-ray radiationed
adj.
The state of being drunk and faintly penetrating, with no conversation left at surface level.
Dajavette grew
X-ray radiationed
and asked the landlord about matters beneath the wallpaper.
X-ray specsed
adj.
The drunkenness of one who sees through the partition between a sensible round and another.
Raffi became
X-ray specsed
and detected a fresh round behind every refusal.
X-ray spectaclesed
adj.
Reduced by drink to seeing through walls, excuses and the back of the bar.
Daxtyn was
X-ray spectaclesed
and accused the kitchen door of concealing a second pub.
X-ray spectrometered
adj.
Softened by drink into analysing the bar's chemical composition one sip at a time.
Sharif went
X-ray spectrometered
and identified the evening by traces of lager and vinegar.
X-ray spectroscopied
adj.
Sharpened by drink into assigning every sip its own spectral line and social consequence.
Anirudh got
X-ray spectroscopied
and classified each round by its effect on the conversation.
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