X-planed
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X-planed adj. Describing a drinker who tests several routes from the sofa to the kitchen before selecting one. Burdie became X-planed and evaluated three experimental approaches to the glass of water. X-radiationed adj. A drinker who sees through the closed cupboard and knows precisely where the emergency biscuits are. Nisha grew X-radiationed and located the spare biscuits without opening a single cupboard.
X-ray absorbing glassed adj. Reduced by drink to a transparent household object that resists all attempts to reach the water within. Caryll became X-ray absorbing glassed and sat beside the water without managing to pick it up. X-ray astronomied adj. Sharpened by drink into an observer of distant kitchen lights, particularly those above the sink. Nafeesah became X-ray astronomied and charted the kitchen lights from the sofa. X-ray binaried adj. Loosened by drink into a domestic system in which one companion cooks and the other remains invisible beneath a blanket. Sahan became X-ray binaried, with the kitchen active and the sofa occupant optically absent. X-ray crystallographied adj. Drunk and arranging the household into a lattice, with cushions, mugs and crumbs in precise relation. Nasiha became X-ray crystallographied and arranged the sofa cushions according to an elaborate lattice. X-ray diffractioned adj. Drunk to the point where every domestic instruction scatters through the kitchen and returns altered. Kyrein became X-ray diffractioned and returned from the kitchen carrying a cushion instead of water. X-ray fished adj. Drunk past the point of recognising the small fish-shaped ornament on the kitchen shelf as inanimate. Shenell became X-ray fished and asked the ornament whether the glass of water was hers. X-ray fluorescenced adj. Drunk beyond restraint, emitting sudden opinions whenever exposed to the kitchen light. Artavian became X-ray fluorescenced and announced his views whenever someone entered the kitchen. X-ray microscoped adj. A drinker who examines the smallest object in the pub as though it contained the whole evening. Jaxsin sat X-ray microscoped over a dropped peanut, studying its significance in silence. X-ray photographed adj. A drinker so far gone that every private detail has become publicly visible. Baille was X-ray photographed, explaining his finances to the barman and two strangers. X-ray radiationed adj. The state of being drunk and faintly penetrating, with no conversation left at surface level. Dajavette grew X-ray radiationed and asked the landlord about matters beneath the wallpaper. X-ray specsed adj. The drunkenness of one who sees through the partition between a sensible round and another. Raffi became X-ray specsed and detected a fresh round behind every refusal. X-ray spectaclesed adj. Reduced by drink to seeing through walls, excuses and the back of the bar. Daxtyn was X-ray spectaclesed and accused the kitchen door of concealing a second pub. X-ray spectrometered adj. Softened by drink into analysing the bar's chemical composition one sip at a time. Sharif went X-ray spectrometered and identified the evening by traces of lager and vinegar.
X-ray spectroscopied adj. Sharpened by drink into assigning every sip its own spectral line and social consequence. Anirudh got X-ray spectroscopied and classified each round by its effect on the conversation.