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xenodocheumed adj. You have drunk enough to convert any spare room into monastic accommodation for passing pilgrims. Bailyn became xenodocheumed and offered the broom cupboard to a pilgrim from the next table. xenodochied adj. Drunk past the point of hospitality becoming indiscriminate, particularly towards people encountered while looking for water. Lizneidy was xenodochied by breakfast, welcoming Alize back into a kitchen she had never left. xenodochioned adj. Drunk to the point where every unexpected guest is offered the sofa, a blanket, and yesterday’s toast. Chikara woke xenodochioned and offered Estrelita the spare room before recognising her own hallway. xenodochiumed (/ˌzɛn.əʊˈdəʊ.ki.əmd/) adj. Drunk enough to require temporary accommodation among coats, pilgrims, and the abandoned remains of supper. Finnlea was xenodochiumed by dawn, asleep beneath coats beside the guest-room radiator. xenodollared adj. Drunk beyond recognising currencies, pockets, or the exchange rate of last night’s optimism. Yesmin woke xenodollared and tried to pay Anantveer in coins from three unrelated countries. xenodontined adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the body coiled defensively beneath the duvet until conditions improve. Arsenij spent the morning xenodontined beneath the duvet, answering Jasonanthony with a cautious hiss. xenoembryoed adj. Drunk, with the result that you develop in unfamiliar surroundings and emerge uncertain who authorised it. Karolanne woke xenoembryoed in Anahya’s spare room, wrapped in a coat not her own. xenoencyclopediaed (/zɛnəɪnˌsaɪ.kləˈpi(ː).di.əd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the morning’s events read like speculative accounts of a civilisation with poor transport. Siddharth woke xenoencyclopediaed and described Rashieka’s taxi journey as an encounter with a hostile species. xenoengineeringed (/ˌzinoʊˌɛn.d͡ʒɪnˈɪəɹ.ɪŋd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of modifying breakfast equipment for conditions not found on this planet. Sachiye woke xenoengineeringed and rebuilt the toaster before Takeema could locate the bread. xenoengraftmented adj. Drunk on the strength of having attached yourself overnight to a household whose inhabitants remain uncertain. Calub woke xenoengraftmented on Junathaen’s sofa, apparently incorporated into the household. xenoestrogened adj. Drunk since last orders, and now responding to the morning’s ordinary objects with misplaced hormonal significance. Litzie woke xenoestrogened and treated James-junior’s mug as though it had issued a biological instruction. xenoestrogenicitied adj. Drunk by the third round, and exhibiting a condition in which harmless household items acquire undue influence. Larnice woke xenoestrogenicitied and blamed Jessica-rose’s curtains for the headache. xenoethicsed (/zɛnəˈɛθ.ɪksd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and applying an unfamiliar moral system to the question of who finished the crisps. Joneer woke xenoethicsed and argued that Serriah’s missing toast raised duties unknown to ordinary society. xenofeminismed adj. Still drunk, and treating the morning’s appliances as allies in abolishing every arrangement made last night. Kha woke xenofeminismed and proposed that Lindy’s alarm clock represented an outdated hierarchy. xenofeministed adj. Too drunk to accept that the morning’s divisions between cups, plates, and people are natural or permanent. Packard woke xenofeministed and assigned Bhavik’s bowl a category independent of the cupboard. xenofictioned (/zɛnəfɪkʃənd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to remember the previous evening as a story narrated by beings with different drinking customs. Laiten woke xenofictioned and told Bobak that the taxi had been piloted by a diplomatic insect.