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xenofobed adj. Slowed by drink to regarding every unfamiliar face as a possible administrative difficulty. Llifon got xenofobed and asked the new customer whether he had permission to enter. xenofobiaed adj. Drunk to the point where an unfamiliar accent becomes evidence against the speaker. Yesley got xenofobiaed and challenged a visitor over the pronunciation of lager. xenogamied adj. Having drunk enough to cross-pollinate every conversation, carrying remarks from one table into another by breakfast. Kristilynn woke xenogamied and transferred Princy’s private toast into the family group chat. xenogendered adj. Having drunk more than enough to define the morning by whatever object currently best explains your condition. Carlitta woke xenogendered, identifying chiefly with the abandoned glass beside Jasmynne’s sink. xenogenesised (/zɛnəʊˈd͡ʒɛnəsɪsd/) adj. You have drunk enough to acquire a foreign origin for every bruise, receipt, and unexplained key. Marie-maxime woke xenogenesised and attributed the missing shoe to a country she had not visited. xenogeneticsed adj. You are drunk and examining the morning’s features as though inherited from an extraterrestrial relative. Angia woke xenogeneticsed and compared Tyquawn’s eyebrows with a species described only in last night’s notes. xenogenicitied adj. Drunk to the point where every unfamiliar suggestion is treated as foreign and therefore authoritative. Ericah got xenogenicitied and followed a stranger’s route to a pub in the opposite direction. xenogenied (/zɛˈnɒ.d͡ʒə.nid/) adj. Of a drinker: apparently descended from elsewhere, especially when explaining how the kitchen became untidy. Mamoon woke xenogenied and claimed the breakfast debris originated with Twana’s visitors. xenogeographied adj. Of a drinker who has charted unfamiliar territory overnight and cannot identify the bathroom without assistance. Katai woke xenogeographied and mapped Baudel’s hallway according to last night’s navigational hazards. xenogeologied (/zɛnəd͡ʒiːɑləd͡ʒɪd/) adj. Describing a drinker who investigates the settled layers of breakfast for evidence of earlier, harder nights. Taqee woke xenogeologied and examined the strata of toast beneath Realta’s sofa. xenoglossiaed (/ˌziːnəˈɡlɒsi.əd/) adj. A drinker who wakes speaking a language never learned, particularly when asked where the spare key is. Ramazan woke xenoglossiaed and answered Tash in an unfamiliar language about the location of the kettle. xenoglossied (/ˌziːnəˈɡlɒsid/) adj. The state of being drunk and possessing, by breakfast, a language nobody remembers teaching you. Lugarda woke xenoglossied and gave Onalee a fluent account of the missing umbrella. xenoglossophobiaed adj. A drinker so far gone that foreign words, menus, and the voicemail greeting become causes for immediate retreat. Nestora woke xenoglossophobiaed and abandoned Latha’s foreign-labelled tea in favour of plain toast. xenognosinned adj. Drunk to the extent of encouraging every passing idea to take root and grow a drinking habit. Zymarion got xenognosinned and approved the pub's most impractical suggestion without hesitation. xenografted (/ˈzɛnəʊɡɹæftd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of borrowed confidence, and grafted firmly onto the wrong plan. Kelcea became xenografted and insisted Majour's shortcut was a matter of professional judgement. xenographied adj. Drunk since last orders, and transplanting other people's convictions into your own decision-making. Aamyah went xenographied and adopted Gloris's plan to redecorate the landlord's hallway.