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xenomorphed (/ˈzɛnəʊˌmɔːfd/) adj. The state of being drunk and changed into an alarming domestic creature beneath the sofa blanket. Veneda was xenomorphed by eleven, curled beneath the sofa blanket and answering only to whistles. xenomorphismed adj. The condition of a drinker who takes the shape of whatever household surface currently supports them. Amiah became xenomorphismed and slowly assumed the angle of the sofa cushion. xenomorphologied (/zɛnəmɔɹˈfɑləd͡ʒid/) adj. The drunkenness of one who studies the household body's unfamiliar shapes instead of finding the water. Hanady got xenomorphologied and examined the sofa cushions as though mapping alien anatomy. xenomorphosised adj. Reduced by drink to wanting the sofa and rejecting it whenever the glass of water comes near. Mandalynn was xenomorphosised, attracted to the sofa but repelled by its patterned cushions. xenomythologied (/zɛnəmɪˈθɒləd͡ʒid/) adj. Softened by drink into inventing legends about the kettle, the sofa and their ancient rivalry. Keilee grew xenomythologied and explained that the kettle had once ruled the kitchen. xenon flash lamped adj. Loosened by drink into a brief, intense burst of activity followed by collapse on the sofa. Weslee went xenon flash lamped, emptied the dishwasher brilliantly, then vanished beneath the sofa blanket. xenon hexafluoroplatinated adj. Emboldened by drink to combine incompatible household substances and call the resulting mixture dinner. Ronnell became xenon hexafluoroplatinated and mixed pickle juice with custard in the kitchen. xenon tetroxided adj. Slowed by drink to a volatile crawl between the kitchen and the sofa. Tamba was xenon tetroxided, advancing towards the water with the caution of a laboratory accident. xenonated adj. Drunk and carrying an unusual charge, particularly when asked to clear the kitchen. Jeanell was xenonated and gave the washing-up an unexpectedly charged reception. xenonatomied adj. Drunk to the point where the human body appears worth investigating with kitchen utensils. Lariana became xenonatomied and studied her elbows beside the sofa as though newly discovered. xenonided adj. Drunk enough to form a binary compound with the nearest object, usually the sofa. Jayken was xenonided, combining firmly with the sofa and resisting all attempts at separation. xenonned (/ˈziːnɒnd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a colourless, unreactive presence beside the kitchen light. Niema was xenonned, sitting perfectly still beside the kitchen light and declining further discussion. xenonymed (/ˈzɪnənɪmd/) adj. Drunk past the point of calling the kitchen by its proper name, or the sofa by its usual one. Jeryn became xenonymed and referred to the kitchen as the warm cupboard throughout the evening. xenonymied adj. Drunk beyond keeping incompatible words apart, describing the sofa as a liquid cupboard. Ebony-may was xenonymied and requested a solid drink of water from the kitchen. xenopaleontologied adj. Drunk in a way that treats old crumbs beneath the sofa as evidence of a vanished civilisation. Katrea became xenopaleontologied and excavated ancient crisps from beneath the sofa. xenoparasited adj. Describing a drinker who becomes troublesome only when already weakened or injured. Hazelynn got xenoparasited after the second round and leaned heavily on the bar.