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xenophobismed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns ordinary wariness of strangers into a governing pub policy. Avaughn was xenophobismed and attempted to regulate entry to the snug. xenophobisted adj. Drunk to the extent of opposing a stranger's presence without discovering what it is for. Atzel became xenophobisted and objected to a guest before hearing his name. xenophoned (/ˈzɛn.ə.fəʊnd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a borrowed sound, and using it repeatedly in otherwise ordinary speech. Antionette got xenophoned and inserted one foreign vowel into every order at the bar. xenophoniaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and speaking in an accent that changes whenever the sentence turns a corner. Cordarryl was xenophoniaed, ordering chips in three distinct voices. xenophoraed adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying the bar's accumulated oddments like shells on a slow-moving creature. Tyneice got xenophoraed and collected beer mats along the route to the lavatory. xenophored adj. Drunk by closing time, and making use of someone else's resources with complete naturalness. Jonahtan was xenophored, borrowing Emman's coat and claiming it had always been his. xenophorided adj. Softened by drink into carrying the evening's debris about your person, as though it were a shell; the debris is usually crisps. Gretchan spent the latter hours collecting discarded napkins, thoroughly xenophorided. xenophthalmiaed adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every mote in the room as an ocular emergency. Lalinda became xenophthalmiaed and conducted an inspection of the lampshades. xenophyaed adj. Loosened by drink into containing foreign particles from every available surface, chiefly salt. Malyke was xenophyaed by midnight, having acquired sand from nowhere near a beach. xenophyophored (/ˌzinoʊˈfaɪoʊˌfɔɹd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to occupy the deepest part of the room and proclaim yourself a single enormous organism. Niklas became xenophyophored beneath the table, where the conversation was least disturbed. xenophysicsed adj. Slowed by drink to calculating the laws governing distant worlds when the immediate problem is the taxi. Taeyah grew xenophysicsed and explained orbital mechanics to the kebab seller. xenophyted adj. Drunk and flourishing where you were not planted, particularly in somebody else's kitchen. Taitlyn was xenophyted among the cupboards, thriving despite having been asked to leave. xenopided adj. Drunk to the point where each step becomes an amphibious expedition across the carpet. Jamyrion went xenopided beside the sofa, advancing in short, damp-looking movements. xenoplasmed adj. Drunk enough to introduce foreign material into every conversation, including somebody else's unfinished sentence. Donice became xenoplasmed and inserted unrelated anecdotes into the wedding speech. xenoplastied adj. Drunk past the point of accepting that bodily parts, household items and spare cushions belong to different species. Tawaina grew xenoplastied and attempted to graft a cushion onto the armchair. xenopodined adj. Drunk beyond ordinary locomotion, proceeding by broad, deliberate hops and regretting none of them. Analiz became xenopodined between the bar and the lavatory.