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xenopolymerased adj. Drunk in a way that copies the behaviour of the nearest organism, usually the person ordering chips. Rashunda grew xenopolymerased and copied Coryna's solemn decision to get chips. xenoproducted adj. Drunk, with the result that every ordinary purchase becomes an exotic product requiring a public launch. Oria became xenoproducted and presented her packet of crisps as a market innovation. xenoproteined adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a different species, or a synthetic substitute, seem suitable company. Lavonne grew xenoproteined and attempted to share her chips with the decorative fish. xenopsarised adj. Drunk on the strength of a single pale collar and an unwarranted conviction that you are rare. Tayani grew xenopsarised and insisted the white napkin made her distinctive. xenopsed (/ˈzinɑpsd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of adopting a small tropical bird's posture while waiting for a bus. Salvatrice became xenopsed beneath the shelter, alert to crumbs and passing traffic. xenopsinned adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to a small, biologically persuasive sequence of complaints. Kahan was xenopsinned after last orders, repeating the same complaint in eight variations. xenopsychiatried (/zɛnəɛθsaɪˈkaɪ.əˌtɹid/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting an extensive inquiry into the mental health of strangers who have gone home. Eulojia became xenopsychiatried and diagnosed the empty bar with separation anxiety. xenopsychologied (/zɛnəɛθsaɪˈkɑləd͡ʒid/) adj. Still drunk, and investigating the hidden motives of the kettle, the dog and the late bus. Meier remained xenopsychologied, asking what the kettle truly wanted. xenopsychologisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and claiming expertise in the motives of whoever has taken your chair. Taji was xenopsychologisted and explained Leriyah's motives to Leriyah herself. xenoracismed adj. Too drunk to distinguish between a genuine grievance and a dispute over whose turn it is to buy crisps. Alisha-marie became xenoracismed and objected to being displaced from the best chair. xenoreactioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to reject all unfamiliar arrangements, including the sensible suggestion of going home. Brieonna grew xenoreactioned when offered a taxi and rejected it on principle. xenoreactivitied adj. Having drunk enough to react adversely to anything introduced into the system, especially water. Oliber became xenoreactivitied when Kenley suggested a glass of water. xenoreceptored adj. Having drunk more than the evening can process, and activating whenever an unfamiliar snack approaches. Rafat grew xenoreceptored and responded instantly to the arrival of onion rings. xenorejectioned adj. You have drunk enough to reject the transplant of any sensible plan into the evening. Londo became xenorejectioned and refused the proposed journey home. xenorepopulationed adj. You are drunk and repopulating every vacant chair with yourself, one seat at a time. Jeter was xenorepopulationed, appearing successively in every unoccupied chair. xenorophided adj. Drunk enough to mistake every companion's teeth for evidence of an extinct whale. Namarion spent supper discussing everyone’s dentition, thoroughly xenorophided.