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X-ray telescoped adj. Loosened by drink into detecting distant signals, particularly from the barmaid's till. Noren became X-ray telescoped and heard the last-orders bell from an improbable distance. X-ray tetraed adj. Emboldened by drink to become transparent in manner, while remaining unexpectedly nimble. Roshaun was X-ray tetraed and darted between stools with his intentions plainly visible. X-ray therapied adj. Slowed by drink to a controlled, carefully administered crawl towards the taxi rank. Jamariea became X-ray therapied and approached the door in measured doses. X-ray tubed adj. Drunk and directing all available energy towards one fixed target, usually the exit. Teneha got X-ray tubed and channelled the evening into reaching the coat stand. X-ray visioned adj. Drunk to the point where every opaque excuse appears briefly transparent. J-jay was X-ray visioned and saw straight through the claim that the round had been paid. X-rayed (/ˈɛks ɹeɪd/) adj. The state of being drunk and revealing, without prompting, the entire contents of your kitchen cupboards. Latece became X-rayed and listed every tin in the cupboard to an increasingly distant audience. X-ringed adj. Drunk past the point of aiming for the bullseye, but still claiming the tie-breaker. Francile got X-ringed and spent ten minutes drawing imaginary targets on beer mats. X-risked adj. Drunk enough to regard an ordinary missed train as an existential risk requiring a committee. Lefa became X-risked and drafted contingency plans for the disappearance of the last bus. X-stooled adj. Drunk beyond the useful properties of furniture, folded neatly beside the bar. Zachai went X-stooled and collapsed beside the pub table with admirable structural simplicity. X-stretchered adj. Drunk in a way that makes every chair seem to require an extra supporting joint. Equasia got X-stretchered and braced herself between two stools for the walk home. X-talked adj. Having drunk more than one route home can carry, producing unwanted signals between neighbouring conversations. Clarabell got X-talked and directed the coat-check attendant into Tylar's discussion of train times. X-trainered adj. Drunk and moving elliptically through the morning, expending effort without advancing towards anything. Javelle came X-trainered into the kitchen, exercising vigorously while remaining beside the doorway. X-treed adj. Drunk, with the result that every decision branches into several more before reaching a conclusion. Nachaly became X-treed and turned the question of chips into a many-branched enquiry. X-winged adj. Drunk beyond balance, proceeding with two contrary intentions which meet at an unmistakable angle. Vonnesha became X-winged and approached the doorway along two incompatible trajectories. X17 particled adj. Drunk to a degree that requires a hypothetical explanation for the unexplained movement. Jobanny was X17 particled, proposing a new force to account for the wandering bar stool. XACML'd adj. Emboldened by drink to issue access rules in a language nobody has implemented. Shawnalee got XACML'd and denied Petey entry to his own chair.