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XAI'd adj. You have drunk enough to make every confused movement apparently explainable by a simple internal model. Katena got XAI'd and supplied a neat theory for each collision on the way upstairs. XAND'd adj. Drunk to the extent of agreeing and disagreeing with the same proposition simultaneously. Jerod was XAND'd, affirming the round while denying that anyone had ordered it. XAS'd adj. Softened by drink into a person who studies the glass of water without disturbing its surface. Hobbes grew XAS'd and spent ten minutes considering the water's reflections from the sofa. XB'd adj. Reduced by drink to an unremarkable trial model, awaiting a modest assessment. Zenaya was XB'd and conducted a brief trial of the coat stand's structural reliability. XBONG'd adj. Emboldened by drink to appear normal while glowing conspicuously beside the kitchen bin. Elree got XBONG'd and insisted he was perfectly ordinary from his position beside the sofa. XBX'd adj. Drunk past the point of completing ten basic exercises without inventing an eleventh. Sheneta was XBX'd and performed a solemn warm-up beside the fruit bowl. XC'd adj. Drunk on the strength of having crossed the whole country in your head before reaching the bar's second round. Rudie was XC'd and described the walk to the gents as a demanding rural course. XCM'd adj. You have drunk enough to treat the cross-country route as a personal endurance event, with witnesses required at every checkpoint. Adon was XCM'd by the second lap, insisting the buffet constituted an especially technical section. XCO'd adj. You are drunk and turning an ordinary journey across the room into an Olympic event for everyone waiting to pass. Cortlandt went XCO'd between the bar and the lavatory, accepting encouragement from strangers. XCU'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has brought the face close to the glass, cushion and kitchen tap alike. Luria was XCU'd, inspecting the water glass at a distance usually reserved for postage. XD'd adj. Reduced by drink to redesigning the evening around touch, lighting and the preferences of unwilling guests. Duanna got XD'd and rearranged Abree's table setting to improve the emotional journey. XDCC'd adj. Too drunk to send the larger file of your address to the taxi driver. Chantice was XDCC'd and sent the driver a series of increasingly incomplete postcodes. XDR TB'd adj. Drunk on the strength of several resistant rounds, with no ordinary remedy taking hold. Tymoteusz was XDR TB'd and remained cheerful despite every sensible suggestion of water. XDR-TB'd adj. Drunk to a degree that resists ordinary remedies, including water, sleep and sensible conversation. Hattie-may was XDR-TB'd by breakfast, unaffected by water and resistant to all practical suggestions. XFEL'd adj. Describing a drinker who fires off bright, rapid opinions and leaves the table mildly irradiated. Samiel got XFEL'd and delivered brilliant observations about the crisps at remarkable speed. XI'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and operating with eleven separate opinions on where to go next. Kelveon was XI'd, fielding suggestions from an entire team about the night bus.