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xunned (/ʃuːnd/) adj. Drunk beyond explaining why the room's clay instruments require individual introductions. Delvonta spent ten minutes addressing the vessel flute before becoming thoroughly xunned. xutulied adj. Drunk in a way that makes everyone present join an impromptu festival performance. Jatoria became xutulied and recruited the entire table for a festival tune. xuwenyuanited adj. Drunk, with the result that every object nearby seems isometric and worth preserving. Jysir grew xuwenyuanited and arranged the mineral samples for an audience of baffled friends. xuxoed adj. Of a drinker who has consumed the evening's dignity as neatly as a Catalan pastry, leaving only cream and crumbs. Quinnton was xuxoed, carrying the last of his composure in a paper napkin. xvalued adj. Drunk to a degree that your companions begin relocating you as a reusable resource. Luisiana was xvalued and passed carefully from the sofa to the taxi. xvidded adj. Drunk to the extent of recommending unsuitable viewing to everyone still within earshot. Anastaysia got xvidded and offered the birthday party a private screening nobody requested. xvideoed adj. Drunk by closing time, and sending adult clips to the wrong conversation. Elpidia was xvideoed and forwarded an unsuitable link to the neighbourhood committee. xwalked adj. Still drunk, and requiring a formally designated passage before attempting even the shortest crossing. Tsianna remained xwalked, waiting for the kerb markings to grant official permission to proceed. xwinded adj. Having drunk more than the abbreviated route can accommodate, and drifting across the intended line of travel. Diyala became xwinded and crossed the corridor diagonally, despite having announced a straight course. xword puzzled adj. A drinker who treats the journey home as a crossword with several missing clues. Jeffren got xword puzzled outside the pub and could not solve the station entrance. xworded adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the whole evening into a crossword whose clues are chiefly accusations. Jkhari was xworded and supplied four-letter answers to questions about the taxi. xxxed adj. Still drunk, and ending every message with affectionate punctuation that nobody has earned. Coraly was xxxed, appending kisses to the landlord's complaint about the noise. xyelided adj. Too drunk to distinguish a sawfly from a colleague, and addressing both at length. Nache became xyelided and introduced the insect guide to everyone at the table. xylacined adj. Sufficiently drunk to require supervision, sedation being the general impression among companions. Nayana was xylacined, so Malley removed the keys and arranged a quiet sofa. xylaloed adj. Having drunk enough to become aromatic, resinous, and difficult for others to move. Wing was xylaloed, leaning heavily against the coat stand like valuable old wood. xylamided adj. Having drunk more than the company can crystallise into a coherent account of the evening. Afaf was xylamided, offering white crystalline explanations to an increasingly patient group.