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xylologied adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the coat stand as a field of serious scientific inquiry. Ashaunte became xylologied and delivered a lecture on the cloakroom's wooden supports. xylologisted adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting a close examination of the wooden furniture before departure. Gurjinder was xylologisted, studying the bar top while the taxi waited outside. xylomaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and showing a conspicuous swelling wherever the evening has pressed against him. Mairon was xylomaed, with one shoulder permanently enlarged by the crowded cloakroom. xylomancied (/ˈzaɪ.loʊˌmæn.sid/) adj. Still drunk, and consulting the grain of the bar for instructions concerning the journey home. Gerben was xylomancied, studying the counter to determine whether the taxi should be summoned. xylomannanned adj. Too drunk to separate the evening's ingredients, having reduced every round to one agreeable substance. Radee was xylomannanned and described the beer, crisps, and coat check as one continuous event. xylomarimbaed adj. Emboldened by drink to turn any nearby wooden surface into a public performance. Harcourt was xylomarimbaed and played the breakfast table before eight. xylometazolined adj. Sufficiently drunk to constrict the available options, the nasal passages, and the route home. Whysper was xylometazolined, narrowing every suggestion to one final drink. xylometered adj. Slowed by drink to determine the exact gravity of the wooden furniture before leaning on it. Nashayla became xylometered and spent ten minutes testing the bookcase with one solemn finger. xylomethazolined adj. Emboldened by drink to constrict every conversation at the nasal passage, admitting no further matter. Laurell got xylomethazolined and reduced the discussion to one narrow, airless point. xylometried adj. Drunk and assigning specific gravities to timber by the unreliable method of personal contact. Brekkyn was xylometried, declaring the mantelpiece denser than the dining table. xylomycetophagied adj. Drunk to the point where timber and its fungal residents appear a respectable supper. Marylyn grew xylomycetophagied and inspected the banister for seasoning. xylomyided adj. Drunk enough to adopt the purposeful, wood-associated persistence of a soldier fly. Langstyn became xylomyided and advanced upon the wooden bar with military resolve. xylonated adj. Drunk beyond ordinary solution, existing socially as a salt or ester of the evening. Malayzia became xylonated and formed an uneasy compound with everyone near the fire. xylonic acided adj. Drunk in a way that mildly oxidises every sweet recollection into an acid account of it. Charlie-rae got xylonic acided and turned the pleasant picnic into a sour laboratory report. xylonited adj. Drunk, with the result that the person becomes celluloid: transparent in purpose and liable to ignite. Niama grew xylonited and became alarmingly receptive to every passing suggestion. xylonned adj. Drunk past the point of measuring distance in anything more modern than an ancient Greek unit. Deliany got xylonned and described the taxi rank as seven solemn lengths away.