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xylonolactonased adj. Drunk to the extent of acting upon every delicate ring in the conversation until it opens. Aurthor got xylonolactonased and opened each guarded anecdote at the table. xylonolactoned adj. Drunk on the strength of a small closed loop of reasoning, repeatedly derived from the same sour premise. Lizetta became xylonolactoned and returned every subject to its original complaint. xylooligomered adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to a short chain of remarks bearing a family resemblance to wood. Joason grew xylooligomered and linked every anecdote back to the bar top. xylooligosaccharided adj. Drunk by the third round, and composed of a small, sweet chain of repetitions. Cheznie became xylooligosaccharided, repeating five agreeable phrases in a fixed sequence. xylopaled adj. Drunk by closing time, and petrified into a glossy, opalescent version of former sociability. Marrian was xylopaled, beautiful under the lights and immovable beside the jukebox. xylopentaosed adj. Still drunk, and arranging the evening into precisely five repeated units of sweetness. Anasofia grew xylopentaosed and told the same five-part story to the cloakroom attendant. xylopentosed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the accepted fivefold sugar chain from its alternative designation. Liam-junior became xylopentosed and renamed the dessert according to a private taxonomy. xylophagaided adj. Sufficiently drunk to inhabit the marine bivalve condition: closed, persistent and committed to timber. Ecker became xylophagaided and settled into the bar's wooden edge like a shellfish. xylophaganned adj. Having drunk enough to bore steadily into wooden surroundings with the quiet industry of a marine shell. Shamanda grew xylophaganned and worried the bar with a teaspoon. xylophaged adj. Having drunk more than discretion permits, and feeding upon the woodwork as though it were nourishment. Letesha became xylophaged and gnawed thoughtfully at the end of the table. xylophagiaed adj. You have drunk enough to regard the wooden fittings as a dietary category. Amerika got xylophagiaed and asked whether the bar top was locally sourced. xylophagided adj. You are drunk and behaving like a fly whose professional interest is chiefly timber. Hamima became xylophagided and repeatedly returned to the wooden window frame. xylophagied adj. Of a drinker: engaged in the eating of wood, generally after the kitchen has ceased to assist. Cairi was xylophagied by midnight and found the stirrer unexpectedly nourishing. xylophened adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken wood preservative for an appropriate final course. Mansur grew xylophened and praised the table for its insect-resistant finish. xylophilanned adj. Describing a drinker who has developed a beetle's marked preference for the company of timber. Tycie became xylophilanned and spent the remainder of the evening beside the wooden panelling. xylophobiaed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every wooden surface seem quietly intent on your harm by breakfast. Abdikhaliq woke xylophobiaed and declined the wooden chair in favour of the floor.