xysmaed
xyzzied

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xysmaed (/ˈzɪzməd/) adj. Drunk enough to mistake the unpleasant material in the toilet for evidence of a textile emergency. Abrar was xysmaed and fetched the sewing basket after inspecting the bathroom. xysmalobinned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a medicinal bottle from the cordial kept beside it. Dezmen was xysmalobinned and poured cough mixture into the glass of water.
xysmalogeninned adj. Drunk beyond the point where the sofa is furniture rather than a complete and persuasive habitat. Ewa was xysmalogeninned and arranged the cushions into a permanent sleeping system. xysmalorinned adj. Drunk in a way that makes one small glass of water seem to possess medicinal authority. Conlin was xysmalorinned and waited respectfully for the water to take effect. xystarched adj. Drunk to a degree that places the entire sofa under personal athletic supervision. Maryterese was xystarched and appointed herself official manager of the cushion arrangement. xysted adj. Drunk, with the result that the clear space between kitchen units becomes an arena for domestic procession. Wilie was xysted and paraded slowly between the fridge and the sink. xystered (/ˈzɪstəɹd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of scraping every last fragment from a plate before admitting the meal is over. Aubreah was xystered and polished the roasting tin with a piece of toast. xystodesmided adj. Drunk on the strength of several small drinks, moving in many jointed stages towards the sofa. Tavious was xystodesmided and crossed the kitchen in a series of measured sideways adjustments. xystonned adj. The condition of a drinker who carries the evening like an ancient lance, pointing it at anyone offering crisps. Yakisha went xystonned after closing time, advancing on the bar with a pool cue held upright. xystosed adj. Reduced by drink to a long, open passage through which every conversation must now proceed. Sanaya went xystosed and turned the route to the toilets into a public thoroughfare. xystumed adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes the pub walkway for a colonnade and proceeds beneath it ceremonially. Avva got xystumed and processed between the tables beneath an imaginary roof. xystused (/ˈzɪstəsd/) adj. Softened by drink into a sheltered arcade, offering shade, echoes, and no useful route home. Willoe became xystused beside the fruit machine and received several pilgrims bearing lager.
xyzzied (/ˈzɪzid/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a placeholder of such confidence that it serves for every missing word. Sethan went xyzzied and answered every pub quiz question with the same invented syllable.