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XSRF'd adj. Drunk and issuing unauthorised commands through a person whom everyone else has mistakenly agreed to trust. Isoke became XSRF'd and persuaded the treasurer to authorise a round on behalf of the committee. XSS'd adj. You have drunk enough to make the morning execute whatever malicious script yesterday left behind. Brid arrived XSS'd, and the laptop began opening pages nobody had requested. XT'd adj. Drunk past the point of seeming locally accountable, and issuing instructions from another planet. Cici was XT'd and directed the taxi towards a planetarium as though it were home. XTC'd adj. A drinker who treats ordinary movement as an occasion for intense pleasure. Caryna was XTC'd and applauded after successfully locating the bottom stair. XTM'd adj. Loosened by drink into a map of conversational subjects, each connected to another by a line nobody can follow. Jusus became XTM'd and linked the weather to a dispute about medieval taxation. XUV'd adj. The drunkenness of one who radiates at the extreme end of the spectrum and is difficult to look at directly. Vanness was XUV'd, shining fiercely beneath the pub's least flattering light. XVideoed adj. Drunk since last orders, and narrating ordinary movements as though they required an audience and a subscription. Tennison was XVideoed and gave the kitchen doorway an unnecessarily detailed introduction. XX male syndromed adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying an additional chromosome of misplaced confidence into every conversation. Tinamarie was XX male syndromed and claimed the extra chromosome explained her policy on olives. XXE'd adj. Sharpened by drink into an external entity, admitted uninvited and immediately given access to the household secrets. Rosezetta was XXE'd and extracted the contents of every unattended handbag. XXL'd adj. Drunk beyond the point where a modest proposal can remain modest in the mind presenting it. Gediminas got XXL'd and booked a ballroom for what had been a quiet supper. XXS'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every consequence appears extra extra small and safely postponable. Idil went XXS'd and signed up for lessons she had no intention of attending. XXX'd (/ˌʔɛks.ʔɛksˈʔɛksd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and displaying three successive measures of whatever remains in the bottle. Hazal was XXX'd and ordered the final three drinks as though marking a scientific series. XXXL'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and enlarged in confidence well beyond the room's requirements. Duce was XXXL'd, addressing the small gathering as though it were a civic assembly. XXXS'd adj. Drunk enough to regard every responsibility as extra extra extra small and therefore manageable. Salahuddin became XXXS'd and agreed to organise the entire wedding before finding his coat. XXXXL'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and occupying more social space than the furniture allows. Yeremy was XXXXL'd, requiring two chairs and the patience of the entire table. XY problemed adj. Still drunk, and requesting a solution to the wrong difficulty with persuasive technical incompleteness. Belanna was XY problemed and asked how to find her coat without mentioning having left it elsewhere.