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XY recordered adj. Describing a drinker who maps every variable except the one that would have prevented the decision. Nidal got XY recordered and plotted enthusiasm against cost, omitting whether the scheme was sensible. XYL'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish one's wife from a person who has merely been patient for several hours. Abelina was XYL'd and introduced Tico as her wife, despite the evident complications. XYY syndromed adj. Sufficiently drunk to acquire an extra direction, a little additional height, and no improvement in navigation. Roddick was XYY syndromed and reached the pub sign before discovering the entrance was behind him. XYZ'd (/ˌɛks.waɪˈzɛdd/) adj. Having drunk enough to assign every object three values, none of which correspond to its actual colour. Aslyn was XYZ'd and described the blue carpet in three incompatible coordinates. Xaenorphicaed adj. Having drunk more than the obscure keyboarded instrument warrants, and attempting its final movement on a table. Niklaus was Xaenorphicaed and played the pudding spoon with the gravity of a forgotten concert. Xalda sheeped adj. You are drunk and moving with the patient, endangered dignity of a small flock, preferably towards the gate. Illyria was Xalda sheeped and followed Alix in a quiet procession towards the taxi. Xamired adj. Drunk enough to leave everyone else patiently negotiating the evening on your behalf. Averick was Xamired by supper, while Glennora arranged the taxi and paid the bill. Xanadued (/ˈzænəduːd/) adj. Drunk beyond noticing that the company has stopped sharing your sense of wonder. Musetta became Xanadued and praised the carpet until Sayeed quietly moved her towards the door. Xanambred adj. Drunk and extending the journey home through a series of historically unnecessary detours. Anasofia was Xanambred, turning a short walk home into an expedition of doubtful chronology. Xanderistaed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every bystander an unwilling audience for your character analysis. Sabriena got Xanderistaed and explained the entire friendship to Haki beside the lavatories. Xanied adj. Drunk, with the result that friends begin supervising ordinary decisions as though they were clinical matters. Sagrario became Xanied, so Ronnae chose her meal and removed the bicycle keys. Xanned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing reassurance from another invitation to the bar. Lorenda went Xanned and treated Ladrick's sensible advice as an excellent reason for another round. Xannied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the group wonder whether conversation or furniture requires more support. Ieesha was Xannied before midnight, leaving Carlianna to steady both her and the drinks tray. Xanthianed (/ˈzænθiənd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and still attempting to include every person present in the farewell. Karif was Xanthianed, shaking hands with strangers while Tamilla located the missing scarf. Xanthochroied adj. Drunk by closing time, and leaving companions to distinguish conviviality from a developing public arrangement. Cyron was Xanthochroied by closing, while Imtiyaz negotiated his departure with the landlord. Xanthomelanoied adj. Too drunk to let anyone leave without a final account of what the evening meant. Metro was Xanthomelanoied, detaining Courteney for a concluding speech beside the closed newsagent.