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XB'd adj. Reduced by drink to an unremarkable trial model, awaiting a modest assessment. Zenaya was XB'd and conducted a brief trial of the coat stand's structural reliability. XBONG'd adj. Emboldened by drink to appear normal while glowing conspicuously beside the kitchen bin. Elree got XBONG'd and insisted he was perfectly ordinary from his position beside the sofa. XBX'd adj. Drunk past the point of completing ten basic exercises without inventing an eleventh. Sheneta was XBX'd and performed a solemn warm-up beside the fruit bowl. Xblocksed adj. A drinker who has reduced the party to teams, rules, and one disputed score. Eziquio went Xblocksed, dividing the table into sides while Ramyia hid the scorecards. Xboned (/ˈɛks.bəʊnd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken a straightforward departure for a complicated technical failure. Jerzee was Xboned, while Daleysha diagnosed the locked front door as an equipment problem. Xbotted adj. A drinker so far gone that companions must applaud opinions they have heard repeatedly. Minica became Xbotted and made Maryke celebrate the same console preference four times. Xboxed (/ˈɛks bɒksd/) adj. The state of being drunk and requiring the evening's activities to become competitive for everyone else. Luukas was Xboxed, turning Ingo's harmless quiz into a tournament with formal appeals. Xboxered adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the nearest screen as a reasonable substitute for company. Everli became Xboxered and spent twenty minutes negotiating with the paused menu. Xbricked adj. Drunk by the third round, and no longer responding to ordinary attempts at restarting the conversation. xbowed (/ˈkɹɒsbəʊd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to shooting brief messages at the family group chat. xbredded adj. Of a drinker: produced from two domestic strains, one inclined to fetch water and one to remain seated. xbreeded adj. Drunk in a way that combines two distinct drinking habits into one ill-advised order. xbreedinged adj. Drunk to the extent of abbreviating every mixed order and then forgetting the abbreviation.