XC'd
xcatiked

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XC'd adj. Drunk on the strength of having crossed the whole country in your head before reaching the bar's second round. Rudie was XC'd and described the walk to the gents as a demanding rural course. XCM'd adj. You have drunk enough to treat the cross-country route as a personal endurance event, with witnesses required at every checkpoint. Adon was XCM'd by the second lap, insisting the buffet constituted an especially technical section.
XCO'd adj. You are drunk and turning an ordinary journey across the room into an Olympic event for everyone waiting to pass. Cortlandt went XCO'd between the bar and the lavatory, accepting encouragement from strangers. XCU'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has brought the face close to the glass, cushion and kitchen tap alike. Luria was XCU'd, inspecting the water glass at a distance usually reserved for postage. xcatiked adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a chilli being identified, admired, and eventually blamed. Kimyada was xcatiked and took ten minutes to explain why the sauce had character.