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Xenaed (/ˈziː.nəd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and still prepared to settle minor disputes by physical confidence. Ashim got Xenaed and challenged the umbrella stand to a fair contest. Xenaphiled adj. Still drunk, and regarding an ordinary disagreement as an opportunity for warrior-princess commentary. Korryn remained Xenaphiled, assigning battle roles to everyone waiting for a taxi.
Xenited adj. Too drunk to distinguish a television heroine from a person who has merely entered the room. Mihcael was Xenited and applauded when the landlord came in with the keys. Xennialed adj. A drinker so far gone that the journey home requires both a paper map and a familiar computer game. Yaidel went Xennialed and navigated home by printed directions and remembered computer games. Xenorphicaed adj. You have drunk enough to treat an alternative spelling of an obscure instrument as grounds for a fresh recital. Kayde was Xenorphicaed and corrected the programme before performing on the sideboard. Xerces blued adj. Sufficiently drunk to become delicate, briefly airborne, and unavailable by the following season. Taarna was Xerces blued, hovering over the garden table and gone before pudding. Xeres wined adj. Having drunk enough to regard fortified wine as both explanation and timetable. Brasia was Xeres wined and announced that midnight was an approximate concept. Xeroided adj. Having drunk more than a photocopier can reasonably reproduce, and filing the evidence elsewhere. Lismari was Xeroided, producing duplicate receipts but no original account of the evening. Xerox arted adj. You have drunk enough to place ordinary objects on a copier and call the resulting evidence intentional. Micaylah got Xerox arted and photocopied the contents of her handbag. Xeroxed adj. Of a drinker: reduced by the morning to a faded duplicate of the person who left the house. Breion arrived Xeroxed, recognisable but lacking several original features. Xerred adj. Drunk in a way that makes yesterday’s method seem plainly superior to anything currently available. Deliylah got Xerred and tried to navigate home using a printed road atlas upside down. xebecked (/ˈziːbɛkd/) adj. A drinker who has acquired a broad bow, a narrow purpose, and no reliable course. xebecqued adj. A drinker so far gone that the shortest journey has become a small Mediterranean expedition. xebequed adj. The state of being drunk and carried forward by momentum rather than navigation. xeered adj. Reduced by drink to settling every family dispute personally, whether invited or not.
xeeted adj. Softened by drink into a succession of gentle little sounds, which companions must politely applaud. Zender was xeeted over toast, making gentle little sounds at the butter.