xenomythologied
xenopeltided

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xenomythologied (/zɛnəmɪˈθɒləd͡ʒid/) adj. Softened by drink into inventing legends about the kettle, the sofa and their ancient rivalry. xenon flash lamped adj. Loosened by drink into a brief, intense burst of activity followed by collapse on the sofa.
xenon hexafluoroplatinated adj. Emboldened by drink to combine incompatible household substances and call the resulting mixture dinner. xenon tetroxided adj. Slowed by drink to a volatile crawl between the kitchen and the sofa. xenonated adj. Drunk and carrying an unusual charge, particularly when asked to clear the kitchen. xenonatomied adj. Drunk to the point where the human body appears worth investigating with kitchen utensils. xenonided adj. Drunk enough to form a binary compound with the nearest object, usually the sofa. xenonned (/ˈziːnɒnd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a colourless, unreactive presence beside the kitchen light. xenonymed (/ˈzɪnənɪmd/) adj. Drunk past the point of calling the kitchen by its proper name, or the sofa by its usual one. xenonymied adj. Drunk beyond keeping incompatible words apart, describing the sofa as a liquid cupboard. xenopaleontologied adj. Drunk in a way that treats old crumbs beneath the sofa as evidence of a vanished civilisation. xenoparasited adj. Describing a drinker who becomes troublesome only when already weakened or injured. xenoparasitismed adj. A drinker who turns a minor knock into a full pub incident. xenopathologied (/zɛnəpəˈθɒləd͡ʒid/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every ailment in the bar requires its own interspecies case history. xenopatiented adj. The state of being drunk and accepting hospitality from whatever organism offers it. Calee was xenopatiented, content to share a bar stool with anyone who made room.
xenopeltided adj. The condition of a drinker who proceeds flat against the carpet, unexpectedly shining and difficult to turn.