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xenophoraed adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying the bar's accumulated oddments like shells on a slow-moving creature. xenophored adj. Drunk by closing time, and making use of someone else's resources with complete naturalness. xenophorided adj. Softened by drink into carrying the evening's debris about your person, as though it were a shell; the debris is usually crisps. xenophthalmiaed adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every mote in the room as an ocular emergency. xenophyaed adj. Loosened by drink into containing foreign particles from every available surface, chiefly salt. xenophyophored (/ˌzinoʊˈfaɪoʊˌfɔɹd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to occupy the deepest part of the room and proclaim yourself a single enormous organism. xenophysicsed adj. Slowed by drink to calculating the laws governing distant worlds when the immediate problem is the taxi. xenophyted adj. Drunk and flourishing where you were not planted, particularly in somebody else's kitchen. Greko was xenophyted, flourishing in somebody else’s kitchen as though deliberately introduced. xenopided adj. Drunk to the point where each step becomes an amphibious expedition across the carpet. xenoplasmed adj. Drunk enough to introduce foreign material into every conversation, including somebody else's unfinished sentence. Donice became xenoplasmed and inserted unrelated anecdotes into the wedding speech. xenoplastied adj. Drunk past the point of accepting that bodily parts, household items and spare cushions belong to different species. xenopodined adj. Drunk beyond ordinary locomotion, proceeding by broad, deliberate hops and regretting none of them. xenopolymerased adj. Drunk in a way that copies the behaviour of the nearest organism, usually the person ordering chips. xenoproducted adj. Drunk, with the result that every ordinary purchase becomes an exotic product requiring a public launch. xenoproteined adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a different species, or a synthetic substitute, seem suitable company. xenopsarised adj. Drunk on the strength of a single pale collar and an unwarranted conviction that you are rare.