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xenopsed (/ˈzinɑpsd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of adopting a small tropical bird's posture while waiting for a bus. xenopsinned adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to a small, biologically persuasive sequence of complaints. Kahan was xenopsinned after last orders, repeating the same complaint in eight variations. xenopsychiatried (/zɛnəɛθsaɪˈkaɪ.əˌtɹid/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting an extensive inquiry into the mental health of strangers who have gone home. xenopsychologied (/zɛnəɛθsaɪˈkɑləd͡ʒid/) adj. Still drunk, and investigating the hidden motives of the kettle, the dog and the late bus. xenopsychologisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and claiming expertise in the motives of whoever has taken your chair. xenoracismed adj. Too drunk to distinguish between a genuine grievance and a dispute over whose turn it is to buy crisps. xenoreactioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to reject all unfamiliar arrangements, including the sensible suggestion of going home. xenoreactivitied adj. Having drunk enough to react adversely to anything introduced into the system, especially water. Oliber became xenoreactivitied when Kenley suggested a glass of water. xenoreceptored adj. Having drunk more than the evening can process, and activating whenever an unfamiliar snack approaches. xenorejectioned adj. You have drunk enough to reject the transplant of any sensible plan into the evening. xenorepopulationed adj. You are drunk and repopulating every vacant chair with yourself, one seat at a time. xenorophided adj. Drunk enough to mistake every companion's teeth for evidence of an extinct whale. xenosaurided adj. Drunk enough to remain motionless for long periods, then lunge decisively at an insect of conversation. Tatom became xenosaurided, silent beneath the table before snapping up the topic of football. xenoscienced (/ˌzɛn.əˈsaɪ.ənsd/) adj. Drunk past the point of accepting that nobody present is extraterrestrial, despite extensive interviews. xenosensinged adj. Drunk beyond detecting anything unfamiliar, including the friends who came to collect you. xenosensored adj. Drunk in a way that identifies every unfamiliar object, person and opinion as a threat.