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xerosoled adj. Drunk since last orders, and by morning as dry, compact and inhospitable as neglected ground. xerosphered adj. Drunk by the third round, and occupying an arid interior where conversation and moisture struggle to survive. xerostomaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and left with a mouth so dry that breakfast becomes a medical consultation. xerostomiaed adj. Still drunk, and suffering the familiar morning-after condition in which the tongue seems to have outlived the water supply. xerostomied adj. Too drunk to retain moisture overnight, and too committed to the evening to have planned for it. xerotesed adj. Sufficiently drunk to dry out from the inside and regard a glass of water as a substantial meal. xerothermed adj. Having drunk enough to become a warm, dry organism that survives the morning by remaining near water. xerothermic perioded adj. Having drunk more than the night could comfortably hold, and entering a warm, dry interval afterwards. xerotoleranced adj. You have drunk enough to thrive in dry conditions, provided nobody expects rapid movement or complex speech. xerotripsised adj. You are drunk and have spent the night rubbing against circumstances until the morning arrives dry and abraded. Zederick was xerotripsised, rubbed against circumstance until morning arrived dry and abraded. xerox arted adj. You are drunk and arranging objects on the copier for prints whose composition remains unconfirmed. xerox copied adj. Describing a drinker who has made several imperfect copies of the previous evening and distributed them freely. xerox machined (/ˈzɛ.ɹɒks məˈʃiːnd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning produces copies automatically, without improving the source material. Persey was xerox machined before coffee, issuing identical apologies from the sofa. xeroxcopied adj. A drinker who has duplicated the night's account so often that the original is no longer recoverable. xeroxed (/ˈzɛ.ɹɒksd/) adj. Of a drinker who has reproduced the same explanation several times, each copy less convincing than the last. xeroxered adj. The state of being drunk and producing mechanical duplicates of the same tired account.