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xenobioticked adj. Drunk to the extent of carrying an unfamiliar substance home in a glass, pocket or borrowed container. xenoblasted adj. Drunk on the strength of surrounding people, retaining shape only because the queue remains in place. Annslee became xenoblasted and stayed upright between two patient friends in the taxi queue. xenobotanied adj. Reduced by drink to classify the pub's houseplants as visitors from another world. Quinshawn spent supper xenobotanied, assigning the fern an improbable interplanetary ancestry. xenobotanisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and identifying every plant on the journey home as evidence of a separate kingdom. xenoboted adj. Drunk since last orders, and still moving, consuming and arranging small piles of coats with purpose. xenoceltitided adj. Softened by drink into a coiled fossil, with one's conversation arranged in increasingly obsolete chambers. xenocentricismed adj. Sharpened by drink into preferring every foreign custom, condiment and opinion to those available locally. xenocentrismed adj. Loosened by drink into regarding another culture's habits as self-evidently better, particularly its drinking habits. xenochemicaled adj. Emboldened by drink to behave like a compound imported from an organism no one present can identify. xenochemistried adj. Slowed by drink to infer an extraterrestrial reaction mechanism from the contents of a public-house ashtray. xenochimeraed adj. Drunk and carrying the conversational DNA of two unrelated species, neither of which has been invited. xenochronied (/ziːˈnɒkɹənid/) adj. Drunk to the point where one's remarks seem recorded for a different conversation and played over this one. Shalay was xenochronied, delivering a punchline apparently intended for an earlier century. xenocided (/ˈzɛnəsaɪdd/) adj. Drunk enough to treat an unfamiliar face as an enemy merely for having arrived from elsewhere. xenoclasted adj. Drunk past the point of blending in, a conspicuously foreign fragment in every surrounding conversation. xenocongrided adj. Drunk beyond ordinary eel-like discretion, emerging from the margins to offer opinions nobody had solicited. xenocontaminationed adj. Drunk in a way that introduces foreign material into every conversation, glass and otherwise controlled environment. Boyed became xenocontaminationed and deposited unrelated anecdotes in each discussion he entered.