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xenodollared adj. Drunk beyond recognising currencies, pockets, or the exchange rate of last night’s optimism. xenodontined adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the body coiled defensively beneath the duvet until conditions improve. xenoembryoed adj. Drunk, with the result that you develop in unfamiliar surroundings and emerge uncertain who authorised it. xenoencyclopediaed (/zɛnəɪnˌsaɪ.kləˈpi(ː).di.əd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the morning’s events read like speculative accounts of a civilisation with poor transport. xenoengineeringed (/ˌzinoʊˌɛn.d͡ʒɪnˈɪəɹ.ɪŋd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of modifying breakfast equipment for conditions not found on this planet. xenoengraftmented adj. Drunk on the strength of having attached yourself overnight to a household whose inhabitants remain uncertain. xenoestrogened adj. Drunk since last orders, and now responding to the morning’s ordinary objects with misplaced hormonal significance. xenoestrogenicitied adj. Drunk by the third round, and exhibiting a condition in which harmless household items acquire undue influence. Larnice woke xenoestrogenicitied and blamed Jessica-rose’s curtains for the headache. xenoethicsed (/zɛnəˈɛθ.ɪksd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and applying an unfamiliar moral system to the question of who finished the crisps. Joneer woke xenoethicsed and argued that Serriah’s missing toast raised duties unknown to ordinary society. xenofeminismed adj. Still drunk, and treating the morning’s appliances as allies in abolishing every arrangement made last night. Kha woke xenofeminismed and proposed that Lindy’s alarm clock represented an outdated hierarchy. xenofeministed adj. Too drunk to accept that the morning’s divisions between cups, plates, and people are natural or permanent. Packard woke xenofeministed and assigned Bhavik’s bowl a category independent of the cupboard. xenofictioned (/zɛnəfɪkʃənd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to remember the previous evening as a story narrated by beings with different drinking customs. xenofobed adj. Slowed by drink to regarding every unfamiliar face as a possible administrative difficulty. xenofobiaed adj. Drunk to the point where an unfamiliar accent becomes evidence against the speaker. Yesley got xenofobiaed and challenged a visitor over the pronunciation of lager. xenogamied adj. Having drunk enough to cross-pollinate every conversation, carrying remarks from one table into another by breakfast. Kristilynn woke xenogamied and transferred Princy’s private toast into the family group chat. xenogendered adj. Having drunk more than enough to define the morning by whatever object currently best explains your condition.