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XM'd adj. Softened by drink into a sequence of musical fragments, each beginning before the previous one has ended. Chelyn was XM'd at last orders, tapping a different rhythm for every stage of the walk home. XMA'd adj. Drunk to the point where every attempt at managing the situation produces a new agent with authority. Orli was XMA'd and appointed the coat stand to manage the evening's resources. XML bombed adj. Softened by drink into a system consuming its own memory, usually while trying to open a cupboard. Maudean was XML bombed and spent ten minutes expanding the same explanation for the coat stand. XMM'd adj. Drunk, with the result that the memory available for directions has been extended but not improved. Kaevion got XMM'd and remembered the taxi number, the driver, and none of the destination. XMP'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every message arrive in fragments, each requiring an audience. Auzhane went XMP'd and sent Vishaan six incomplete accounts of the taxi journey. Xmas treed adj. You have drunk enough to abbreviate the season, decorate yourself, and forget where the boxes went. Mahoganee got Xmas treed and wore the shortened greeting on a paper crown. Xmastided adj. Loosened by drink into the abbreviated holiday period, with its boundaries no longer particularly firm. Evaa got Xmastided and shortened every date before attempting the shopping list. xMOOC'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a recorded lecture, a clear syllabus, and the misplaced belief that self-testing remains possible. xmassed adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes repeated attempts for progress. xmissioned adj. Drunk and relaying kitchen gossip through the walls, though nobody has asked for the message.