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XO sauced adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a fiery seafood condiment from an entirely reasonable breakfast. Cristel was XO sauced and put the chilli seafood mixture on toast without investigation. XO'd adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming second in command of a ship whose course nobody can establish. Rhiannan was XO'd, issuing calm orders while steering the party towards the coat cupboard. XOFF'd adj. Drunk beyond transmission, sending nothing further except an occasional solemn gesture towards the bar. Shiyanne was XOFF'd and ceased transmitting opinions halfway through the pudding. XON'd adj. Drunk in a way that transmits continuously, regardless of whether anyone has switched the conversation on. Khiala, XON'd, continued transmitting long after the recipient had gone home. XOR gated adj. Drunk to a degree that admits either explanation, but rejects the possibility that both could be true. Charisha was XOR gated and accepted the missing keys or the missing coat, not both. XOR'd (/ˈɛks ˈɔɹd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that either the pub or the plan is acceptable, but never both. Elbern was XOR'd and insisted on keeping the reservation only if abandoning it first. XOXO'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and appending embraces to messages intended for the council. Catie became XOXO'd and signed the complaint to the landlord with four kisses. Xographied (/ɛkˈsɒɡɹəfid/) adj. Reduced by drink to viewing the room in three dimensions, but reaching only one at a time. Mirabelle went Xographied on the stairs, studying each step from several angles. Xoklenged adj. Softened by drink into a person whose knees accept every argument made by gravity. Johnaven arrived Xoklenged, folding gently into the nearest chair. Xoloed (/ˈʃəʊləʊd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a gait with no fixed attachment to either side of the corridor. Britleigh went Xoloed on the landing, drifting from banister to wall. Xoloitzcuintled (/ʃoʊloʊiːtsˈkwiːntleɪd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into noticing every edge, except the one currently underfoot. Emaleah became Xoloitzcuintled near the stairs, identifying corners with unusual precision. Xoloitzcuintlied (/ˌʃoʊ.loʊ.ɪtsˈkwɪn.tlid/) adj. Emboldened by drink to attempt the stairs without consulting either handrail. Sarine was Xoloitzcuintlied enough to refuse the lift, then reconsidered on step three. Xonged adj. Slowed by drink to one stair per minute, with a brief conference before each. Adelinn came Xonged down the staircase, considering every foothold at length. Xooglered adj. Drunk and troubleshooting the body as though balance were a discontinued service. Jennieve was Xooglered on the stairs, testing several solutions without leaving the landing. XopN'd adj. Drunk to the point where the body's defences admit every chair and table in turn. Jaianna was XopN'd by the furniture, colliding with each piece despite ample warning. XopR'd adj. Drunk enough to damage the room's orderly arrangement merely by attempting to cross it. Trela became XopR'd near the staircase, leaving chairs displaced in his wake.