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XP'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and attempting to improve the evening through increasingly extreme shortcuts. Zebedee got XP'd and proposed a radical new route home involving two fences and no pavement. XPS'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and offering a rigidly protective layer between friends and sensible decisions. Rushika was XPS'd and insulated the group from every suggestion that they should go home.
XPerred adj. Drunk to the extent of optimising the route home beyond the point where walking remained involved. Athlee became XPerred and produced a flowchart for reaching the sofa. xPON'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and combining two incompatible systems with the confidence of a telecommunications standard. xposted adj. Having drunk more than one conversation can contain, and sending each remark to all of them.
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