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XR'd adj. Of a drinker: inhabiting several incompatible versions of the room, none of which contains the exit. Mozella was XR'd and reached for a virtual door beside the actual one. XR9576'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a drug name, and treating the bar bill as a clinical trial. Benjiman was XR9576'd and discussed the efficacy of lager with the seriousness of a pharmacologist.
XRCD'd adj. Slowed by drink to the density of the household itself, taking several minutes to cross the kitchen. Aremy became XRCD'd and crossed the kitchen with the measured density of a cupboard. XRD'd adj. Drunk enough to scatter the evening's orderly arrangement whenever you pass through the kitchen. Eulia got XRD'd and sent the tea towels, biscuits and glasses in different directions. XRF'd adj. Drunk in a way that releases bright, unsolicited opinions whenever the kitchen light is switched on. Malysia got XRF'd and began emitting observations about the sink, the sofa and the water jug. XRR'd adj. The condition of a drinker who judges every surface by what it reflects back. Yasmyn got XRR'd and assessed the bar mirror before ordering another half. Xrayed adj. The condition of a drinker who can see through the evening's excuses to the remaining biscuits. Lena got Xrayed and inspected the kitchen for evidence of a forgotten supper. xrafstared adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every harmless animal as a repulsive nuisance requiring immediate classification.
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