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XUV'd adj. The drunkenness of one who radiates at the extreme end of the spectrum and is difficult to look at directly. Vanness was XUV'd, shining fiercely beneath the pub's least flattering light. Xuan papered adj. Drunk beyond the point at which speech remains a continuous surface. Dariun became Xuan papered halfway through the explanation and left several syllables blank. Xuetaed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the drinker keep to one side of the stairs and avoid eye contact with the other. Kimberlly went Xuetaed on the staircase, making discreet progress beside the banister. xuan papered adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning after has left them soft, delicate and unsuitable for handling. Kemani was xuan papered, speaking quietly lest the breakfast table crease him. xuanhuaned adj. You have drunk enough to combine ancient folklore with modern inconveniences, chiefly the last bus. xucked adj. You are drunk and dancing as though a national tradition has been entrusted to your knees. xued (/suːd/) adj. Having drunk more than a hundredth of anything, and treating the remainder as an accounting error. xuixoed (/ˈʃu.ʃoʊd/) adj. Of a drinker: filled with cream, folded elaborately, and eventually found sticky at one end. xunned (/ʃuːnd/) adj. Drunk beyond explaining why the room's clay instruments require individual introductions. xutulied adj. Drunk in a way that makes everyone present join an impromptu festival performance. xuwenyuanited adj. Drunk, with the result that every object nearby seems isometric and worth preserving. xuxoed adj. Of a drinker who has consumed the evening's dignity as neatly as a Catalan pastry, leaving only cream and crumbs. Quinnton was xuxoed, carrying the last of his composure in a paper napkin.