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xwalked adj. Still drunk, and requiring a formally designated passage before attempting even the shortest crossing. xwinded adj. Having drunk more than the abbreviated route can accommodate, and drifting across the intended line of travel. Diyala became xwinded and crossed the corridor diagonally, despite having announced a straight course.
xword puzzled adj. A drinker who treats the journey home as a crossword with several missing clues. Jeffren got xword puzzled outside the pub and could not solve the station entrance. xworded adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the whole evening into a crossword whose clues are chiefly accusations.