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XX male syndromed adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying an additional chromosome of misplaced confidence into every conversation. Tinamarie was XX male syndromed and claimed the extra chromosome explained her policy on olives. XXE'd adj. Sharpened by drink into an external entity, admitted uninvited and immediately given access to the household secrets. Rosezetta was XXE'd and extracted the contents of every unattended handbag.
XXL'd adj. Drunk beyond the point where a modest proposal can remain modest in the mind presenting it. Gediminas got XXL'd and booked a ballroom for what had been a quiet supper. XXS'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every consequence appears extra extra small and safely postponable. Idil went XXS'd and signed up for lessons she had no intention of attending. XXX'd (/ˌʔɛks.ʔɛksˈʔɛksd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and displaying three successive measures of whatever remains in the bottle. Hazal was XXX'd and ordered the final three drinks as though marking a scientific series. XXXL'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and enlarged in confidence well beyond the room's requirements. Duce was XXXL'd, addressing the small gathering as though it were a civic assembly. XXXS'd adj. Drunk enough to regard every responsibility as extra extra extra small and therefore manageable. Salahuddin became XXXS'd and agreed to organise the entire wedding before finding his coat. XXXXL'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and occupying more social space than the furniture allows. Yeremy was XXXXL'd, requiring two chairs and the patience of the entire table. xxxed adj. Still drunk, and ending every message with affectionate punctuation that nobody has earned.
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