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XY problemed adj. Still drunk, and requesting a solution to the wrong difficulty with persuasive technical incompleteness. Belanna was XY problemed and asked how to find her coat without mentioning having left it elsewhere. XY recordered adj. Describing a drinker who maps every variable except the one that would have prevented the decision. Nidal got XY recordered and plotted enthusiasm against cost, omitting whether the scheme was sensible. XYL'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish one's wife from a person who has merely been patient for several hours. Abelina was XYL'd and introduced Tico as her wife, despite the evident complications. XYY syndromed adj. Sufficiently drunk to acquire an extra direction, a little additional height, and no improvement in navigation. Roddick was XYY syndromed and reached the pub sign before discovering the entrance was behind him. XYZ'd (/ˌɛks.waɪˈzɛdd/) adj. Having drunk enough to assign every object three values, none of which correspond to its actual colour. Aslyn was XYZ'd and described the blue carpet in three incompatible coordinates. xyelided adj. Too drunk to distinguish a sawfly from a colleague, and addressing both at length. xylacined adj. Sufficiently drunk to require supervision, sedation being the general impression among companions. xylaloed adj. Having drunk enough to become aromatic, resinous, and difficult for others to move. xylamided adj. Having drunk more than the company can crystallise into a coherent account of the evening. xylanased adj. You are drunk and breaking down the evening's remaining social structure. xylanesterased adj. Of a drinker: quietly hydrolysing the group into smaller, less compatible gatherings. xylanned adj. You have drunk enough to become structural, fibrous, and present in every conversation. xylanohydrolased adj. Of a drinker who has broken the evening into its simplest, most embarrassing components. xylanolysised adj. Describing a drinker who gradually breaks the gathering down into separate apologies. xylanthraxed adj. A drinker who has become socially combustible, darkening the room without producing useful heat. xylarated adj. A drinker so far gone that companions preserve the evening as an unusual residue.