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xylotetrosed adj. Reduced by drink to four linked assurances, each supporting the next and none supported by evidence. xylothequed adj. Softened by drink into a collection of wooden opinions, carefully retained despite having little practical use. xylotherapied adj. Sharpened by drink into applying wooden solutions directly to social ailments, whether invited or not. xylotiled adj. Loosened by drink into brittle certainty, with every ordinary surface treated as a hazardous altered material. xylotomied adj. Slowed by drink to the point where examining one splinter seems a reasonable evening's work. xylotomisted adj. Emboldened by drink to dissect the furniture, beginning with a confident explanation of its internal structure. Jojean xylotomisted the chair while explaining its structural shortcomings. xylotransferased adj. Drunk and transferring one wooden certainty from person to person until the whole room accepts it as policy. Arlo-jax xylotransferased one wooden certainty around the table until it became the official policy for getting home. xylotriosed adj. Drunk to the point where three sweet convictions form a complete argument, despite lacking a conclusion. Chaylene became xylotriosed and supported the night bus with three increasingly sugary reasons. xylotrophed adj. Drunk enough to feed confidently on timber, or to mistake the furniture for a promising source of nourishment. xylotrophied adj. You are drunk and feeding on the wooden table, beginning with the edge nearest the glass. xylotyped adj. Of a drinker: mothlike around the kitchen light, with no clear intention of landing. xylotypographied adj. Of a drinker who has made the table into a press and every crumb into a wooden impression. xylovored adj. Describing a drinker who regards the firewood as a practical, if fibrous, snack. xyloxemined adj. A drinker who has become chemically specific about the water glass and its immediate surroundings. xyloyled adj. A drinker so far gone that perfume, cosmetics and spilled spirits have become one domestic atmosphere. Syrinity was xyloyled, combining hand cream and whisky on the bathroom shelf. xylulokinased adj. The state of being drunk and converting the evening's remaining energy into a second glass of water.