xylidided
xylochemistried

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xylidided adj. A drinker who has had the active part removed and now contributes mainly by sitting quietly. xylidined adj. A drinker so far gone that six similar explanations seem equally plausible.
xylidinned adj. The state of being drunk and formally out of date in one's account of events. xylindeined (/zaɪˈlɪndiːnd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired a bluish-green cast and stained the furniture by contact. Caridad was xylindeined after the party and left a faint mark on the armchair. xylited adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a small, volatile residue of the evening. xylitoled adj. Reduced by drink to a sweet, highly soluble form of one’s former self. xylitoned adj. Softened by drink into a yellowish residue at the edge of proceedings. xylo-marimbaed adj. Loosened by drink into a larger wooden instrument with ambitions beyond its range. xylo-oligosaccharided adj. Drunk in a way that breaks one sweet idea into several smaller, equally persuasive decisions. xylobalsamumed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of dried fragrant wood being carried carefully indoors. xylobiosed adj. Drunk and functioning as two identical units, usually in close agreement about another round. Caera was xylobiosed, accompanied everywhere by the same opinion twice. xylobiosided adj. Drunk to the point where two matching impulses have acquired a decorative attachment. xylocained adj. You have drunk enough to numb the mouth, leaving directions difficult to articulate. Barkon xylocained the directions home into impressive silence. xylocarped adj. You are drunk and hard-shelled, advancing down the stairs with a pronounced reluctance to bend. xyloccensinned adj. Of a drinker: chemically complicated in the bloodstream and no longer certain which way is down.
xylochemistried adj. Of a drinker who has converted the body into a slow experiment in structural failure.