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xylogened adj. Drunk past the point of finished coordination, with balance still forming and not yet dependable. xylogenesised adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which standing is complete, with the body still attempting to construct itself. xyloglucanased adj. Drunk, with the result that each supporting movement breaks down before the next one begins. xyloglucanned adj. Drunk in a way that makes every attempt at balance stretch, flex and adhere to the nearest support. xyloglucosided adj. Drunk to a degree that every movement carries a sweet, simple attachment to something nearby. xyloglyphied adj. Drunk to the extent of carving a slow, irregular route through the room with each uncertain step. xylogranatinned adj. The state of being drunk and extracting seven separate benefits from the round, none of them monetary. Libertie was xylogranatinned, finding merit in every failed attempt to call a taxi. xylographed (/ˈzaɪ.ləʊ.ɡɹɑːfd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who leaves a lasting impression on every wooden surface encountered on the journey home. Phyllys got xylographed and leaned against the pub door as though signing it. xylographered adj. The drunkenness of one who carves the evening into memorable portions, chiefly by misplacing his coat. xylographicaed adj. Reduced by drink to treating every mark on wood as evidence that the evening has been properly recorded. xylographied adj. Sharpened by drink into an exact critic of coat shapes, timber, and the pub's closing arrangements. xylographisted adj. Softened by drink into an artisan of excuses, each carefully cut to fit the journey home. xyloheptaosed adj. Loosened by drink into seven distinct intentions, all directed towards getting home and none surviving the next corner. xylohexaosed adj. Emboldened by drink to request six further rounds, despite having already received the bill. xylohexosided adj. Slowed by drink to six deliberate stages between the last round and the nearest available seat. xylohydroquinoned adj. Drunk and chemically self-assured, insisting that the safest route home involves a measured change of colour. Tahjir was xylohydroquinoned and described the taxi lights as useful chemical indicators.