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xyloid jaspered adj. Drunk to the point where the body has become a polished landmark beside the bar. xyloidined adj. Drunk enough to become unstable when exposed to any suggestion that the evening should now conclude. xyloidinned adj. Drunk past the point of requiring a spark, a reason, or much encouragement to leave by an unexpected route. xyloidoned adj. Drunk beyond the ability to distinguish the proper exit from any other dark rectangular opening. Ryshon was xyloidoned and attempted the cellar door as a route towards the taxi rank. xyloketaled adj. Drunk in a way that converts ordinary arrangements into elaborate forms suitable only for tomorrow's explanation. xyloketosed adj. Drunk, with the result that the direct route home has acquired a bend at every pub. Leos was xyloketosed and made the short walk home through three unnecessary side streets. xylolited adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming compact, durable, and best left where the taxi can find you. xylolithed adj. Drunk on the strength of compressed evidence from every round, and now remarkably difficult to move. xylolled adj. Drunk to a degree that the smell of solvent seems a perfectly adequate explanation for missing the last bus. xylologied adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the coat stand as a field of serious scientific inquiry. xylologisted adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting a close examination of the wooden furniture before departure. Gurjinder was xylologisted, studying the bar top while the taxi waited outside. xylomaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and showing a conspicuous swelling wherever the evening has pressed against him. xylomancied (/ˈzaɪ.loʊˌmæn.sid/) adj. Still drunk, and consulting the grain of the bar for instructions concerning the journey home. xylomannanned adj. Too drunk to separate the evening's ingredients, having reduced every round to one agreeable substance. xylomarimbaed adj. Emboldened by drink to turn any nearby wooden surface into a public performance. xylometazolined adj. Sufficiently drunk to constrict the available options, the nasal passages, and the route home. Whysper was xylometazolined, narrowing every suggestion to one final drink.