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xylophagaided adj. Sufficiently drunk to inhabit the marine bivalve condition: closed, persistent and committed to timber. xylophaganned adj. Having drunk enough to bore steadily into wooden surroundings with the quiet industry of a marine shell. xylophaged adj. Having drunk more than discretion permits, and feeding upon the woodwork as though it were nourishment. xylophagiaed adj. You have drunk enough to regard the wooden fittings as a dietary category. Amerika got xylophagiaed and asked whether the bar top was locally sourced. xylophagided adj. You are drunk and behaving like a fly whose professional interest is chiefly timber. xylophagied adj. Of a drinker: engaged in the eating of wood, generally after the kitchen has ceased to assist. Cairi was xylophagied by midnight and found the stirrer unexpectedly nourishing. xylophened adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken wood preservative for an appropriate final course. Sarine finished xylophened, having mistaken the landlord’s wood preservative for pudding. xylophilanned adj. Describing a drinker who has developed a beetle's marked preference for the company of timber. xylophobiaed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every wooden surface seem quietly intent on your harm by breakfast. xylophoned (/ˈzaɪ.ləˌfəʊnd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning headache arrives in graduated notes, each struck with regrettable precision. Iyan appeared xylophoned at breakfast, tapping the teaspoon against every available mug. xylophoninged adj. Drunk to the extent of performing the previous evening again, one dull wooden note at a time. xylophonisted adj. Drunk on the strength of believing the morning's cupboards require a soloist. xylophoried adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying wood to the altar of the morning headache. xylophyted adj. Drunk by the third round, and rooted to the furniture until daylight improves matters. xylopiaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and resembling an African tree whose branches have forgotten the way home. Fateema woke xylopiaed, extending one arm towards the water and another towards the wall. xylopined adj. Still drunk, and treating the morning's microbes as a problem best met with chemistry.