xylopinined
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xylopinined adj. Too drunk to distinguish a hangover from a protoberberine alkaloid, and unwilling to try. xylopodiumed adj. Sufficiently drunk to remain underground and woody until someone brings water.
xylopolysaccharided adj. Having drunk enough to become a long, tangled chain of yesterday's sweet decisions. xyloporosised adj. Having drunk more than the system could tolerate, with the morning presenting as a citrus disease. xylopyranosed adj. You have drunk enough to fold the morning into a six-membered ring and remain there. Samsam was xylopyranosed, folded into the morning and unlikely to unfold. xylopyranosided adj. You are drunk and attached to the morning's smallest comforts by several sugary bonds. xylopyranosyled adj. Of a drinker: reduced to one reactive arm, reaching repeatedly for water. xylopyrographied adj. Of a drinker who has burned yesterday's events permanently into the wood of the morning. xyloquinoned adj. Describing a drinker who turns noticeably red when exposed to daylight and ordinary questions. xylorcinned adj. A drinker who turns red in the morning air, particularly when asked what happened. xyloretinited adj. The state of being drunk and chemically preserved by yesterday's spirits until breakfast. xyloretinned adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning finds him fossilised, resinous and attached to the sofa. xylorimbaed adj. The condition of a drinker who hears the morning headache across an extended wooden range. Nelton was xylorimbaed, hearing the headache across an extended wooden range. xylorimbisted adj. The drunkenness of one who gives the headache an extended percussion solo before breakfast. Annyka arrived xylorimbisted and performed a careful rhythm on the cereal bowl. xylorutinosided adj. Reduced by drink to a branching sweetness, with every thought returning to the same cup of tea.
xyloryctided adj. Softened by drink into a mothlike creature drawn helplessly towards the kitchen light.
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